Craziest shit you got away with!

UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Mr. Bongwater said:
one time back in the day me and some of my buddies picked up some dank ass purps and got super fuckin baked smoked like 4 grams between 4 of us, shit made me hallucinate and everything. Three of us hopped on a quad (a atv encase some of u townies don't know what im talking about lol) when it was only designed for 1 person and drove around town going like 100 km.....
Later that night we were just chillin when a cop car pulls up out no where and a lady cop hops out, said we had something like 8 complaints, quad was unregistered and we all had a few joints on us of stinky ass weed, cop told us to leave because it was the owners fault and said she knew we were stoned but were gonna let him off with that and just take the quad away, 2 weeks later he got it back., got off real easy on that one could of got searched and charged for like 4 different things.

Had some sketchy times walking out the main road while drinking beer when i was 17 and 18 (underage), usually when a cop sees me they'll pull over and see what i'm at, one time i was waiting outside a store for a ride drunk as fuck and drinking a beer when a cop drove past and slowed right down and kept driving, another time i was walking out the road with a beer in my hand in plain site when for some reason i thought the police truck was patrolling that night so when i seen a white car driving behind me i didn't think nothing of it, looks over and its a police car, i was like FUCK stashed the beer and my weed behind a tree and dropped into a store encase they turned around to pull me over.

been after stealing a nice bit of shit in the past and people finding out cause my friend couldn't keep his trap shut but didn't get the cops involved because i returned most of it, tried to break into a house but had second thoughts and they narrowed it to me because ppl in town told the cops i had "several expensive habbits" went in for questioning and i was nervous as fuck, the cop tried to say if i just admit to it since its first offence and its minimal damage that i wouldn't get in truble for it but he said he couldn't guarantee it, fuckin pigs, denied it and got away with it because i wore gloves hahaha. Stealing and B&E's are behind me now though i work now
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that's so gangsta.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Stabbed a guy. Blood poured out like red paint, thick opaque. I could smell it, like metal....freaked me out, looked like a movie prop, not like my blood

Thought about putting this in the confession thread... But I'm just gonna tell them I've never used a condom in my life, tried twice, took it off quick. Strangling my dick.


Lol only threads I be posting in these days. Makes me feel better
 
PorterRockwell

PorterRockwell

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qwizoking said:
Stabbed a guy. Blood poured out like red paint, thick opaque. I could smell it, like metal....freaked me out, looked like a movie prop, not like my blood

Thought about putting this in the confession thread... But I'm just gonna tell them I've never used a condom in my life, tried twice, took it off quick. Strangling my dick.


Lol only threads I be posting in these days. Makes me feel better
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Stop Poppin Pills!
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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While I appreciate the sentiment, I've seen too many things. Staying fucked up is how I carry on. Maybe one day... Got another 20mg of xanax in my hand.. Girl gonna kill me if I take em. Fuck it got the next two days off...

Racer, fuck that too.. I've watched too many people die od kill themselves. Boys got 3 hits out right now..
Case is closed now. We hit this dudes house, emptied the fridge closet everything like the nigga never lived there, dude straight slapped his baby. Just to make him sick before shit went down.. Got off clean, stashed everything in a abandoned crack house. They searched everywhere but my trap house attic and missed the safe...without a warrant, and tape over they badge numbers. Fucking dirty down here

Old dude in Westlake, rich neighborhood in austin, ain't around no more.. Safe busted open in a quick minute with some 60 grand in them blue hundreds.
I do fine 6 figure salary, I try and be a good Lil boy these days
 
bradburry

bradburry

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qwizoking said:
While I appreciate the sentiment, I've seen too many things. Staying fucked up is how I carry on. Maybe one day... Got another 20mg of xanax in my hand.. Girl gonna kill me if I take em. Fuck it got the next two days off...

Racer, fuck that too.. I've watched too many people die od kill themselves. Boys got 3 hits out right now..
Case is closed now. We hit this dudes house, emptied the fridge closet everything like the nigga never lived there, dude straight slapped his baby. Just to make him sick before shit went down.. Got off clean, stashed everything in a abandoned crack house. They searched everywhere but my trap house attic and missed the safe...without a warrant, and tape over they badge numbers. Fucking dirty down here

Old dude in Westlake, rich neighborhood in austin, ain't around no more.. Safe busted open in a quick minute with some 60 grand in them blue hundreds.
I do fine 6 figure salary, I try and be a good Lil boy these days
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BULLSHIT.......if not your a dick
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Lol if I was trying to justify something I wouldn't say I have to stay fucked up to forget my past. I got my own issues dude. Like I said confessing makes me feel better. Talking to you dont, so fuck off
 
bradburry

bradburry

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qwizoking said:
Lol if I was trying to justify something I wouldn't say I have to stay fucked up to forget my past. I got my own issues dude. Like I said confessing makes me feel better. Talking to you dont, so fuck off
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you should feel bad ....your a horrible person
 
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