Close calls with police?

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xKuroiTaimax

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I pitched a tent in the park and was rolling another joint in it. Then I heard 'knock knock' at the door and I assumed it was people pissing about so I carried on getting more very dank smelling weed out... Then I heard 'You gonna open up, or shall I?' So I poke my head out to see two police officers crouched outside my little tent and a van behind them.

I said we were having a picnic when they asked what I was up to with a friend. They laughed and told me 'Well, okay, but no tents allowed in this park.' I went along saying you never know what people could be doing in there, bombs and shit...' dragged my bag out horizontally with the half rolled joint sitting in it on the lid of my tin.

As they walked off my friend casually pulled the pegs out but left the tent out and I casually continued rolling and smoking my joint.

I have many, many of these stories, involving 15 officers and 2 sniffer dogs and another involving me spending the entire day IN the police station with a quarter ounce on me XP
 
Urca

Urca

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ah shit in january i decided to skip the first two periods of school and get LOADED off my ass. then proceeded to walk to school, with the rest of my weed on me. Right as I am near the gate, a cop pulls me over, and i know she knows im high. I just go along with it, she tells me im truant and i need to walk to the disapline office. So I ditch what I have and go sit in In-School suspension all day, was very high, thank god she forget to give me my ticket.

It didnt help that my dumbass best friend was obnoxiously high, and loves to always be hella obnoixious or whatever when she's drunk or high, its embarrassing and we were almost caught up cause of it. Seriously, she was sitting in the office, and since the office lady was being cool, my friend started acting hella lit and calling the cop a bitch.... :( man dont even get me started about how she was acting at denny's when she was drunk.
 
RawBudzski

RawBudzski

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Dude, 3rd 1gram bowl... you smoked 3 grams in the car? thats not getting high real quick thats having a session.
 
bobtokes

bobtokes

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bigslama912 said:
I had one the other day...
I made the mistake of choosing to smoke while in the car driving...

I had just finished my 3rd 1g bowl of white widow and wonder woman and I am heading home when I look in my rearview mirror and see flashing red and yellow lights... ooh shit here we go...

I proceed to pull over the first thing I hear is ... "I smell burnt marijuana." They proceeded to search my truck and find the roughly 3gs of ground white widow and my glass pipe. While I am getting searched I am having a full on conversation with these cops on how they used to smoke all the time in highschool but they made sure to remind me it's still illegal.

Long story short the police officers dumped out my weed and kept my glass pipe* (still loaded with bowl #4) I did not go to jail that night and despite the fact that I was feelin pretty good they let me drive away scott free! It could have turned out much much worse, like losing my job for getting arrested for possession - This was in Texas.

*My theory is that they were going to smoke that loaded bowl after I pulled away... I just know it haha

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Anyone every had any close calls with the police?
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don't forget to smoke a bowl for these cops, they saved your ass
 
Bonghostage

Bonghostage

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Down at a local spot I had just smoked with a few friends and 2 plain clothes officers sneak up behind the four of us, I knew what they were as soon as I saw them approach and I was just like FUCK (we'd just smoked a few doobies) so the guys come up and say the smell weed walla walla.. they begin to search us and I have just over an 1/8th in my pocket and i'm shitting myself, but I hit a lucky spot and when one officer is searching my friend and the other is taking details from an other (who they've just found some AK on, such a loss) and neither of them are looking at me, so I think fuck it and manage the get the green out of my pocket and slide it down the back of my trousers. all goes well until just after I have the green down my boxers and the guy clocks me with my hand down the back of my trousers.. he asks what i'm doing and I reply with "just scratching my arse mate" and my other friend who was searched first has watched everything bursts into laughter at how I managed to get away with it. It was a good day. Didn't have to use my AK.
 
MrStickyScissors

MrStickyScissors

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Urca said:
ah shit in january i decided to skip the first two periods of school and get LOADED off my ass. then proceeded to walk to school, with the rest of my weed on me. Right as I am near the gate, a cop pulls me over, and i know she knows im high. I just go along with it, she tells me im truant and i need to walk to the disapline office. So I ditch what I have and go sit in In-School suspension all day, was very high, thank god she forget to give me my ticket.

It didnt help that my dumbass best friend was obnoxiously high, and loves to always be hella obnoixious or whatever when she's drunk or high, its embarrassing and we were almost caught up cause of it. Seriously, she was sitting in the office, and since the office lady was being cool, my friend started acting hella lit and calling the cop a bitch.... :( man dont even get me started about how she was acting at denny's when she was drunk.
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damn you and your friends should get LOADED off your asses and come to my house lol you guys ....girls gone wild
 
Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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Close calls with the cops?

Just the other day I was speeding down the road and lost control and hit a few people on the sidewalk... There was a cop at the light so he went after me.. naturally I ran... I got to south bohan killing a few cops/pedestrians on the way

Then I hit a mail box & crashed into a dumpster and my car got stuck, and this damn cop came out of nowhere and pulled me out of my car and arrested me... i was pissed... they took my ak-47, my rpg, my UZI, and my grenades! :(

Luckly I was released the next day and went on my phone to call Little Jacob to get some Hardware to retry the mission once more ;)
 
bigslama912

bigslama912

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RawBudzski said:
Dude, 3rd 1gram bowl... you smoked 3 grams in the car? thats not getting high real quick thats having a session.
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nahh I smoked 2 then left a friends house and decided to enjoy a bowl on my way home... finished it and had another bowl loaded for when I got home... which is the one the cop took from me
 
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