dr.gonzo1
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Just watched the "get old" show last month. Recorded in the uk if I remember correctly.
Butthole is the New Vagina
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Granny weed
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NEVER! IN MY LIFE.
charface
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Do you like vodka and nature hikes?NEVER! IN MY LIFE.
dr.gonzo1
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Honestly granny, don't go to your grave having never experienced a tongue on your sphincter. It could be your new fav thing.NEVER! IN MY LIFE.
Silky Shagsalot
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it's funny how it went from, "yeah, i'll stick my face/tongue in her ass." to, "well, of course we clean up first," to, well, she's gotta have an enema first, lol." friggin liars, lol!!! you just know that in the throes of passion, these turd farmers have missed "cleaning up," a time or two, or three etc. ever got neem oil on your hands, notice how hard the smell is to wash off? now imagine how difficult the crap smell must be to get rid of. sorry dukey bros, my back door is exit only, and i don't want to mess with anyone else's. i believe there's more than enough ways to have a good time with your woman w/o digging for gold in her waste port. these are the guys that will end up getting bored with women, and try men. just to check it out, in case they're missing the "next big thing/orgasm!" lol...
ClaytonBigsby
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Wow. I had to give my own thread a brown star
dr.gonzo1
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Well, that's just like your opinion man.
I respect your view that playing with someone's asshole is disgusting but to be fair your speaking as someone with no real experience of what you're talking about.
How about I try and explain it in a way you might be able to relate to. I'll assume you like weed. You ever spoke to a non smoker who's never tried it and just doesn't see what your getting out of it? They can give you all sorts of reasons why the find it disgusting, it smells, it makes you stupid, it's a gateway drug. You know these objections are incorrect as you have experienced the pleasure that weed gives you, but the person just doesn't get it. What then? Do you think shit. This guy doesn't know what he's talking about or do you think, geez. This person's never tried weed but he's got a lot of opinions on it. I had better listen to him more often?
Have a think and get back to me.
charface
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Slow your roll sister.
Old ass sounds way less pleasant than young ass. Don't wait too long.
charface
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Sound advice and beautifully written.
420CannabisMMJPothead
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Lick a butt, don't lick a butt. We have to make judgement calls about people depending on this preference, too?
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Granny weed
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I doubt that very much, I like to make love, to kiss and be kissed, not to be ass raped by a tongue or any thing else for that matter. Maybe a little nibble of the love lips, but that's it!
Granny weed
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No I like Gin and the beach! Why may I ask?
puffdatchronic
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dr.gonzo1
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Sorry gw, didn't mean to offend or shock. Was trying to make you laugh. I'm just really shit at boundaries and knowing when I'm being inappropriate.I doubt that very much, I like to make love, to kiss and be kissed, not to be ass raped by a tongue or any thing else for that matter. Maybe a little nibble of the love lips, but that's it!
If I'm honest though the "ass rape" bit of your comment's a bit uncalled for. Why are you trying to draw parallels between something going on or in your butt and rape? It's your butthole, do with it what you like but lets not start equating butt stuff to rape because that's starting to sound dangerously close to the gay/pedophile chat we've been hearing from Russia.
LegalizeNature420
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It's not news to me, bro. I've been calling it "back-pussy" for years.
Granny weed
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You didn't offend me, and my reply was nothing to do with gays or peadophiles, however I do believe all peadophiles should be sentenced to death but that's for another discussion. I don't discriminate against anyone whether they are black white gay or straight, I go by the person and nothing else. My comment was intended as humour as was yours it seems neither of us would make comedians. As for my butt hole I have no entry tattooed on the cheeks of my ass! And I am a tad to old to venture into something new, unless it was Richard Gear I may just consider it if he was asking.
