Butthole is the New Vagina

brek

brek

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I'd like to know the age of analphiles vs analphobes. I remember being around 17 and working with this 35 year old guy. When cute girls would come in the store he would always say things like, "OH MY GOD I wanna lick that girls purple balloon knot!"

I always thought he was a foul, disgusting creature and told him so. His words of wisdom were this, "Don't worry youngbuck one day you'll grow up and learn the joys of the brown starfish."

I'm in my early 30's now and I am ready to tongue fondle the choco-love-tunnel of any fine phillies. Giddy-up.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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My guess is that you are either into it or not. But sometimes, even if you're not, as you get older, you start thinking.... Either way, "one of us, one of us"
 
brek

brek

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I will also say this....The amount of wanting to lick a girls butthole directly coincides with her hotness. When I walk by a kinda cute chick on the street I don't think, "damn I wanna lick that butthole."

BUTT, if a girl who resembles Mila Kunis walks by......... I'm taking her to brown town.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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brek said:
I will also say this....The amount of wanting to lick a girls butthole directly coincides with her hotness. When I walk by a kinda cute chick on the street I don't think, "damn I wanna lick that butthole."

BUTT, if a girl who resembles Mila Kunis walks by......... I'm taking her to brown town.
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Um, yep. Hygiene is a big factor too.
 
Horsetooth

Horsetooth

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I can't help but look back in fondness at the first time I ever plunged into the kale she ate that morning. Ever had a blowie when her pinkie decides to go spelunking? It truly can take it to another level.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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I asked my wife about this..
Her response
"Go be gay elsewhere" lol
I think that pinky thing is actually slowly approaching this...but that's just me
 
brek

brek

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qwizoking said:
I asked my wife about this..
Her response
"Go be gay elsewhere" lol
I think that pinky thing is actually slowly approaching this...but that's just me
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TOTALLY agree on the pinky thing.:shock::o

BUTT, tell your wife not to knock it til she's tried it.:hug:
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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brek said:
I'd like to know the age of analphiles vs analphobes. I remember being around 17 and working with this 35 year old guy. When cute girls would come in the store he would always say things like, "OH MY GOD I wanna lick that girls purple balloon knot!"

I always thought he was a foul, disgusting creature and told him so. His words of wisdom were this, "Don't worry youngbuck one day you'll grow up and learn the joys of the brown starfish."

I'm in my early 30's now and I am ready to tongue fondle the choco-love-tunnel of any fine phillies. Giddy-up.
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26, been into it since about 20
 
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