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Have you EVER done any Broscience on your plants ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 89 61.4%

  • Hell no

    Votes: 33 22.8%

  • I ain’t sayin

    Votes: 23 15.9%
  • Total voters
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Oakiey said:
The lightning makes nitrogen that's in the atmosphere available for the plants
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There is some truth to that... google it. I've read that before.
This is what it said- However, in a thunderstorm there is enough electrical energy in lightning to separate the nitrogen atoms in the air. Once the atoms are separated they can fall to earth with rain water, and combine with minerals in the soil to form nitrates, a type of fertilizer
 
Budzbuddha said:
Here‘s one ......

You can OD on cannabis and DIE ......


LOL
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I can confirm that you might “think” you are dying lol. New Years 1999, Chocolate Thai, looked like a wet mini wheat was dropped, super spicy.. it was a Xmas gift from Thailand, anyone know of this death inducing herb that made me quit cannabis for 8 months? Lmao... good times.
 
Using all the flower boosters the shop sells, and all the base foods.
Grow more 0 50 30
Maxsea 3 20 20
Moab
Beastie bloom
Snow storm
Crystal burst
Bud burst
Liquid Kool bloom
Big bud
Rock resonator
Yeah some people will actually use all of this and more at the same time. Then they wonder why their buds are not growing, and want another bottle to dump on them to fix it. The more the merrier right? .....WRONG!
 
J232 said:
I can confirm that you might “think” you are dying lol. New Years 1999, Chocolate Thai, looked like a wet mini wheat was dropped, super spicy.. it was a Xmas gift from Thailand, anyone know of this death inducing herb that made me quit cannabis for 8 months? Lmao... good times.
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I know when I hit my threshold .... I get fucking nauseous. It kills the high quicker than shit.

Happened horribly when I made some “ nuclear “ brownies .... infused glycerin , oil and butter. I didn’t measure shit .....
SOOOOOOO ... first bite hit head like a hammer ...... made a mistake of taking another while trippin during first.
Very BADDDDDDD move . I was shaky and not focused on relaxing but concerned about what is the max shit buzz I am thinking is coming. Then nauseous........

Wife wanted them tossed ...
 
You missed the other half of broscience, when someone asks a question and then proceed to be flamed with broscientists offering their unrequested opinions on why they shouldn’t be going down that road. Fact: broscientists take 0 years of education to become accredited and increase in rank exponentially, they’re all fucking “experts” but the more they level up the less it seems they know.
 
Someone once told me they supplemented their fertilizer with the seasoning from Mr Noodles packs and they had their best crop ever. But she was female so does it still count as bro science? She was also pretty hot so...Mr Noodles > Advanced Nutrients.
 
Budzbuddha said:
I’ll start .... Stab a spike thru the stalk like a fucking vampire .... makes plant go into shock and stir up triches. *grins
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I herd that it water starves the plants making them produce more thc LMAO about the same time i was told that bannana peel will get you high when smoked :D
 
spek9 said:
Can't remember for sure, but didn't I ask for references to scientific papers that back that up? Maybe that was somewhere else.

Either way. Citings please. References to papers that I can review.

I'm not in the business of running 2kW of lights plus my time to do a four month test because someone without any background says I should "educate yourself on light and dark respiration".

If you have something tangible I can quantify into justification for the cost, I am definitely all ears.
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Your plants are surely the healthiest and best quality.. I assume your Brix is 30° and you've never used a pesticide ever. And you probably don't feed da microbes molasses either. And all your strains can be identified by blind taste.
 
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