Blaze & Daze
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. The Outdoorsman .
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Have you ever had a Toothy Blowjob?
Jeffislovinlife
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So a shot in the hip but not getting the pain relief and all he said was that my joint like the thinnest crent moon he had seen so that's not good he wanted me to call him in 3 days it has been a week Monday I'll call man he is going to want cut on me
tyler.durden
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Had an ex with braces. Dicey, but I always took the risk...
tyler.durden
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PopeCrisco
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I am stoned. The first doink leading into a three day weekend hits a little different. Even if Dallas is choking to Edmonton tonight.
I want a chezbooghar, but I also do not want to deal with driving. I do not want to pay a 30% tax on my laziness to have it brought to me, like the pontiff I am deserves.
Woe is me.
Guess I will load my bong with a melange of flower and hash, And ask the Sacred Capybara if I should give in to my mortal wants, or if a foreign "shmancy" Shin Ramen will suffice (two fiddy a pack. im a baller).
I really should have gone to the store last weekend, but I have a mental block of going to the store unless there is an immediate threat of no morning coffee. Same general motivation for deciding if dishes need to be done.
Maybe I will do it for the economy....
I want a chezbooghar, but I also do not want to deal with driving. I do not want to pay a 30% tax on my laziness to have it brought to me, like the pontiff I am deserves.
Woe is me.
Guess I will load my bong with a melange of flower and hash, And ask the Sacred Capybara if I should give in to my mortal wants, or if a foreign "shmancy" Shin Ramen will suffice (two fiddy a pack. im a baller).
I really should have gone to the store last weekend, but I have a mental block of going to the store unless there is an immediate threat of no morning coffee. Same general motivation for deciding if dishes need to be done.
Maybe I will do it for the economy....
Dr.Amber Trichome
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Oh what joy you bring me! Your patriotism is commendable and I say, go spend, my friend! Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, we are counting on you!
PopeCrisco
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I personally will save the US Economy with my #2 with cheese from whataburger, and like 10 bucks split between an exploitative company, and someone they exploit!
Ditch the lie you call a tomato, add pickled Haaaallllaaappeeenyooos. Large fries, and a large coke zero, because I am health conscious.
The not at all crappy cappy has spoken, it shall be ramen or nothing. I do not make enough money to just exploit the labor of just anyone on a whim.
Might dip into the last of the mint choco chip, but honestly my mouth is more lonely than I am hungry.
Cannabis, bubble hash, and coke zero are satisfying, and easy on this papal's hips!
PopeCrisco
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I would have totally exploited my girlfriend's willingness to pick up dinner, at the exchange of cost of her dinner, on a friday night. (I have a shitty, late schedule, getting off when she past ready for her evening meal. But she waits, and I appreciate that, even if I do not want to eat immediately after I get off.)
She accuses me of less than altruistic intent when I offer to reciprocate her efforts in the boudoir. I try to not let the dishes get to the last coffee mug as an alternative, and she appreciates that.
She accuses me of less than altruistic intent when I offer to reciprocate her efforts in the boudoir. I try to not let the dishes get to the last coffee mug as an alternative, and she appreciates that.
tyler.durden
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New Aesop album dropping next week! Def my fav lyricist now that MF Doom is gone (RIP). Still not sure which planet he's from, but I'd like to hang there.
Miss you, Danny...
Miss you, Danny...
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