Blaze & Daze

I am stoned. The first doink leading into a three day weekend hits a little different. Even if Dallas is choking to Edmonton tonight.

I want a chezbooghar, but I also do not want to deal with driving. I do not want to pay a 30% tax on my laziness to have it brought to me, like the pontiff I am deserves.

Woe is me.

Guess I will load my bong with a melange of flower and hash, And ask the Sacred Capybara if I should give in to my mortal wants, or if a foreign "shmancy" Shin Ramen will suffice (two fiddy a pack. im a baller).

I really should have gone to the store last weekend, but I have a mental block of going to the store unless there is an immediate threat of no morning coffee. Same general motivation for deciding if dishes need to be done.

Maybe I will do it for the economy....
 
I am stoned. The first doink leading into a three day weekend hits a little different. Even if Dallas is choking to Edmonton tonight.

I want a chezbooghar, but I also do not want to deal with driving. I do not want to pay a 30% tax on my laziness to have it brought to me, like the pontiff I am deserves.

Woe is me.

Guess I will load my bong with a melange of flower and hash, And ask the Sacred Capybara if I should give in to my mortal wants, or if a foreign "shmancy" Shin Ramen will suffice (two fiddy a pack. im a baller).

I really should have gone to the store last weekend, but I have a mental block of going to the store unless there is an immediate threat of no morning coffee. Same general motivation for deciding if dishes need to be done.

Maybe I will do it for the economy....
Oh what joy you bring me! Your patriotism is commendable and I say, go spend, my friend! Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, we are counting on you!
 
Oh what joy you bring me! Your patriotism is commendable and I say, go spend, my friend! Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, we are counting on you!

I personally will save the US Economy with my #2 with cheese from whataburger, and like 10 bucks split between an exploitative company, and someone they exploit!

Ditch the lie you call a tomato, add pickled Haaaallllaaappeeenyooos. Large fries, and a large coke zero, because I am health conscious.

The not at all crappy cappy has spoken, it shall be ramen or nothing. I do not make enough money to just exploit the labor of just anyone on a whim.
Might dip into the last of the mint choco chip, but honestly my mouth is more lonely than I am hungry.
Cannabis, bubble hash, and coke zero are satisfying, and easy on this papal's hips!
 
I would have totally exploited my girlfriend's willingness to pick up dinner, at the exchange of cost of her dinner, on a friday night. (I have a shitty, late schedule, getting off when she past ready for her evening meal. But she waits, and I appreciate that, even if I do not want to eat immediately after I get off.)

She accuses me of less than altruistic intent when I offer to reciprocate her efforts in the boudoir. I try to not let the dishes get to the last coffee mug as an alternative, and she appreciates that.
 
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