BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

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I just uncovered this ungrateful bird...He looks at me holding his plastic screw driver, like a prison shank, and screams..'GOD, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?'
This is going to be a long day.
I am taking away his shank...wish me luck.
 
I am in so much pain. I hate my bird, Ozzie. I don't know what to do anymore:cry: Last night I went to cover his cage for nighty nighty nite...He got a hold of my index finger and tore into me. I used my other hand to try to pry him off, and he clamped down on my thumb, went straight through the nail. Now my index finger on my left hand is swollen and is in need of stitches and my thumb on my right hand has a completly crushed nail.
I am at a loss, I don't know what to do. I can't re-home him because I know he will do this to someone else. No, this is not my first time with him.
I called my brother crying and he listened to me and then said 'if a dog did the amount of damage that your bird has done, well, that dog would be put down asap' He is right. This bird has screwed me up....
Now, I have a major decision to make...
Anyone out here want an Umbrella Cockatoo with a major attitude? lol, I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
Birds have little tiny brains.You cant really train lizards or fish either. Take it to a no kill shelter and get a dog. I heard that crows are really smart.Corax
 
I found a rescue group that will take him. The only thing is I have to get him there. They are in TN and I am in Fl. I am thinking I will rent a u-haul and pack him and his cage up and take the ride....
Thanks for all the advice...
 
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I found a rescue group that will take him. The only thing is I have to get him there. They are in TN and I am in Fl. I am thinking I will rent a u-haul and pack him and his cage up and take the ride....
Thanks for all the advice...


Rent a van instead ... one way and fly back enterprise
 
the last of my humbolt purple .....i was at a music festival in southern humbolt this weekend and smoked over 20 different strains of pot in a span of 4 days....im kinda smoked out right now...........
 
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