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PlasmaRadio

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"Sometimes I wish I had done more with my life than standing in front places selling’ weed and shit. Maybe I could have been an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit."
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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YouTube - PONY KICK TO BALLS for Potheads

Have you guys seen that commercial? Where the kids get kicked by the horse, and the third kid walks away, shaking his head? "You know a bad idea when you see one."

When I'm high, I really like to think of what the people on tv are REALLY thinking. And what came to mind with that kid was "Fuck this, I'm gonna go smoke a bowl."
 

drobro23

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YouTube - PONY KICK TO BALLS for Potheads

Have you guys seen that commercial? Where the kids get kicked by the horse, and the third kid walks away, shaking his head? "You know a bad idea when you see one."

When I'm high, I really like to think of what the people on tv are REALLY thinking. And what came to mind with that kid was "Fuck this, I'm gonna go smoke a bowl."
hahahaha omg im blowed and that just made me laugh cause i see those damn comercials all the time i hate those things
like stop preaching because if a kid is going to smoke weed they arent going to listen to ur stupid comercial they are gonna sit there baked and clown on it
 

Sunnysideup

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I am in so much pain. I hate my bird, Ozzie. I don't know what to do anymore:cry: Last night I went to cover his cage for nighty nighty nite...He got a hold of my index finger and tore into me. I used my other hand to try to pry him off, and he clamped down on my thumb, went straight through the nail. Now my index finger on my left hand is swollen and is in need of stitches and my thumb on my right hand has a completly crushed nail.
I am at a loss, I don't know what to do. I can't re-home him because I know he will do this to someone else. No, this is not my first time with him.
I called my brother crying and he listened to me and then said 'if a dog did the amount of damage that your bird has done, well, that dog would be put down asap' He is right. This bird has screwed me up....
Now, I have a major decision to make...
Anyone out here want an Umbrella Cockatoo with a major attitude? lol, I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
 

korvette1977

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I am in so much pain. I hate my bird, Ozzie. I don't know what to do anymore:cry: Last night I went to cover his cage for nighty nighty nite...He got a hold of my index finger and tore into me. I used my other hand to try to pry him off, and he clamped down on my thumb, went straight through the nail. Now my index finger on my left hand is swollen and is in need of stitches and my thumb on my right hand has a completly crushed nail.
I am at a loss, I don't know what to do. I can't re-home him because I know he will do this to someone else. No, this is not my first time with him.
I called my brother crying and he listened to me and then said 'if a dog did the amount of damage that your bird has done, well, that dog would be put down asap' He is right. This bird has screwed me up....
Now, I have a major decision to make...
Anyone out here want an Umbrella Cockatoo with a major attitude? lol, I wouldn't wish this on anyone.


Im sure there are "BIRD RESCUES " I had a African Grey that tore me up . I gave it away
 

Sunnysideup

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Im sure there are "BIRD RESCUES " I had a African Grey that tore me up . I gave it away
I have contacted every bird rescue in SW Florida, this was a couple of months ago when he got my arm. Every single one told me they were full. It sucks, my options are limited. I do know one thing, I can't keep going on like this. My biggest fear is he is going to get my face, not that it is that pretty, but, it is mine.
 

korvette1977

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I have contacted every bird rescue in SW Florida, this was a couple of months ago when he got my arm. Every single one told me they were full. It sucks, my options are limited. I do know one thing, I can't keep going on like this. My biggest fear is he is going to get my face, not that it is that pretty, but, it is mine.


Ive seen your face ..Its pretty,, If your in south florida .. open the door .. he will survive ...
 

Sunnysideup

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Thanks for the compliment, it is needed this morning.

I have thought about doing just what you suggested, we will see.
 

Sunnysideup

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I did try a few zoos. They want a fee, not a small one either.
These birds are not meant to be in our homes. They belong in the wild. I don't blame him, and I do forgive him. I just can't live with him any longer...
I am leaving Thursday for 10 days and I am hoping during that time I will figure out something. My husband is ready to kill him. I am so glad he wasn't here last night when this happened.
 
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