A male patient was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appeared and gave him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbled from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replied, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggled, asking again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcame her embarrassment and pulled back the covers, then raised his gown and held his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, looking very closely, she said, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulled off his oxygen mask, smiled at her and said very slowly,
“Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
“Are my test results back?"