Admitting the awkward

DarkWeb · Mar 6, 2023

curious2garden said:
So did I, out of the work frig ;D

I just asked for them to put em by my desk :blsmoke:

shnkrmn · Mar 6, 2023

neosapien said:
My admiration for Staying Alive makes me Google what order to hook jumper cables up every time.

We can tell by the way you use your walk, you're a ladies' man, no time for talk

Laughing Grass · Mar 6, 2023

shnkrmn said:
Beast mode!

I wasn’t driving

DarkWeb · Mar 6, 2023

Laughing Grass said:
I wasn’t driving
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Speeding?

neosapien · Mar 6, 2023

shnkrmn said:
We can tell by the way you use your walk, you're a ladies' man, no time for talk

I don't know sports. Don't know cars. Don't know video games. Don't know guns. Don't know welding. Don't know mushrooms. Good thing I have dick game. I'd almost be useless to the ladies.

Laughing Grass · Mar 6, 2023

DarkWeb said:
Speeding?

I live with danica patrick

doughper · Mar 6, 2023

Think ANC thot this thread'd populate like it is?

Laughing Grass · Mar 6, 2023

neosapien said:
I don't know sports. Don't know cars. Don't know video games. Don't know guns. Don't know welding. Don't know mushrooms. Good thing I have dick game. I'd almost be useless to the ladies.

Chicks don't care about that stuff either. Some might care about the dick game I guess. :confused:

doughper · Mar 6, 2023

neosapien said:
I've never drank an energy drink?

I tried an energy drink of a different kind. Have yerself a canna-this:

Btw, it didn't work for me.

DarkWeb · Mar 6, 2023

neosapien said:
I don't know sports. Don't know cars. Don't know video games. Don't know guns. Don't know welding. Don't know mushrooms. Good thing I have dick game. I'd almost be useless to the ladies.

Pools......pretty sure you got that down and they like pools too.

Metasynth · Mar 6, 2023

I don’t want anybody else

When I think about you I touch myself

neosapien · Mar 6, 2023

DarkWeb said:
Pools......pretty sure you got that down and they like pools too.

I guess when you're the literal pool boy none of that stuff matters. Right to the front of the line. That's how I've made it this far! Thanks for the pep talk!!

DarkWeb · Mar 6, 2023

Metasynth said:
I don’t want anybody else

When I think about you I touch myself

Me?

neosapien · Mar 6, 2023

DarkWeb said:
Me?

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raratt · Mar 6, 2023

doughper said:
u can't shift w/a beer in one hand, or coffee either (for those who'd say driving with a beer is what your crotch is for -- among other things).

Cup holder...

DarkWeb · Mar 6, 2023

neosapien said:
I guess when you're the literal pool boy none of that stuff matters. Right to the front of the line. That's how I've made it this far! Thanks for the pep talk!!

Metasynth · Mar 6, 2023

DarkWeb said:
Me?

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17…

So

No. I ain’t no Chester! :lol:

doughper · Mar 6, 2023

raratt said:
Cup holder...

They didn't have cup holders back when they had stick shifts.

raratt · Mar 6, 2023

doughper said:
They didn't have cup holders back when they had stick shifts.

Accessorize.

raratt · Mar 6, 2023

Laughing Grass said:
danica patrick

She has a shape like a boy...

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