Admitting the awkward

[DarkWeb]

So did I, out of the work frig ;D

I just asked for them to put em by my desk

 

[shnkrmn]

My admiration for Staying Alive makes me Google what order to hook jumper cables up every time.

We can tell by the way you use your walk, you're a ladies' man, no time for talk

 

[Laughing Grass]

Beast mode!

I wasn’t driving

 

[DarkWeb]

I wasn’t driving
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Speeding?

 

[neosapien]

We can tell by the way you use your walk, you're a ladies' man, no time for talk

I don't know sports. Don't know cars. Don't know video games. Don't know guns. Don't know welding. Don't know mushrooms. Good thing I have dick game. I'd almost be useless to the ladies.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Speeding?

I live with danica patrick

 

[doughper]

Think ANC thot this thread'd populate like it is?

 

[Laughing Grass]

I don't know sports. Don't know cars. Don't know video games. Don't know guns. Don't know welding. Don't know mushrooms. Good thing I have dick game. I'd almost be useless to the ladies.

Chicks don't care about that stuff either. Some might care about the dick game I guess.

 

[doughper]

I've never drank an energy drink?

I tried an energy drink of a different kind. Have yerself a canna-this:

Btw, it didn't work for me.

 

[DarkWeb]

I don't know sports. Don't know cars. Don't know video games. Don't know guns. Don't know welding. Don't know mushrooms. Good thing I have dick game. I'd almost be useless to the ladies.

Pools......pretty sure you got that down and they like pools too.

 

[Metasynth]

I don’t want anybody else

When I think about you I touch myself

 

[neosapien]

Pools......pretty sure you got that down and they like pools too.

I guess when you're the literal pool boy none of that stuff matters. Right to the front of the line. That's how I've made it this far! Thanks for the pep talk!!

 

[DarkWeb]

I don’t want anybody else

When I think about you I touch myself

Me?

 

[neosapien]

Me?

 

[raratt]

u can't shift w/a beer in one hand, or coffee either (for those who'd say driving with a beer is what your crotch is for -- among other things).

Cup holder...

 

[DarkWeb]

I guess when you're the literal pool boy none of that stuff matters. Right to the front of the line. That's how I've made it this far! Thanks for the pep talk!!

 

[Metasynth]

Me?

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17…



So
















No. I ain’t no Chester!

 

[doughper]

Cup holder...

They didn't have cup holders back when they had stick shifts.

 

[raratt]

They didn't have cup holders back when they had stick shifts.

Accessorize.

 

[raratt]

danica patrick

She has a shape like a boy...