about damn time... I got hired!
- Thread starter gogrow
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Go get YOUR job.
Congrats.
Congrats.
gogrow
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Happy update.... I was nervous as shit, and barely got it within the temp. range, but she checked "yes" on the 'temp in range' part, affixed the seal, and sent me on my way, so I should be gucci.... and have a damn job after a year of nothing. I've not been happier in a long ass time.
congrats to you
april
Pickle Queen
oh congrats!!!
i just got a call for an interview tomorrow morning, pays ok and offers benefits after 3 months!!
I hope i'm as lucky as u !!! Thank god we don't have pee tests here!!!
I have no idea how i would pull that off, i don't have "junk" to attach something to.
So how do women pass pee tests?
i just got a call for an interview tomorrow morning, pays ok and offers benefits after 3 months!!
I hope i'm as lucky as u !!! Thank god we don't have pee tests here!!!
I have no idea how i would pull that off, i don't have "junk" to attach something to.
So how do women pass pee tests?
pilgram
Well-Known Member
you mean in Canada there are no UA?!
gogrow
confused
you've got it easier for these tests.... you've a pocket to put the donor bottle in, comes with a natural warmer as well
april
Pickle Queen
whats a UA? lol so probably no, lol
TrynaGroSumShyt
Well-Known Member
be glad your piss test aint like mine were when i was on parole, we had to piss with the p.o. in the bathroom with a mirror in front of the toilet.
TrynaGroSumShyt
Well-Known Member
a "pee" test.
april
Pickle Queen
you've got it easier for these tests.... you've a pocket to put the donor bottle in, comes with a natural warmer as well
so practice your "kegel" muscle ??? lol
Don't they watch u ?
gogrow
confused
yeah, and here, if you "cant" pee, for whatever reason, they will drive your ass over to the hospital to get a catheter.... fuck being on paper, and fuck yeah for being off/cleaned record now.
gogrow
confused
no.... you have human rights.... its only the military, and probabtion/parole that watches you like a hawk.... these people can only make you empty your pockets beforehand, then they have to let you on into a private bathroom and a closed door....
but no need for exercises for you, though it will help with childbirth should you decide to go naturally
.... all ya'll gotta do is slip and cover with some tight fitting panties... or so my wife says
april
Pickle Queen
only pee test in Canada are for people that work in law enforcement, government workers ( only some, not many) my brother works at the airport, he did one
But i worked in GM headquarters for 7 yrs, they only do a criminal check, I also did some repo work ( not fun like u see on tv) and no pee test. And out of all the interview i've done ( i'm bilingual so i've applied for good jobs in all sectors) and NEVER have they asked for a pee test. They ask if u use drugs, how often u drink. But i look like the girl next door, no tatts, long brown hair. So i don't really look like a person that smokes ( most people say this when they find out i do) what does a weed smoker look like? lmfao people are funny.
But i worked in GM headquarters for 7 yrs, they only do a criminal check, I also did some repo work ( not fun like u see on tv) and no pee test. And out of all the interview i've done ( i'm bilingual so i've applied for good jobs in all sectors) and NEVER have they asked for a pee test. They ask if u use drugs, how often u drink. But i look like the girl next door, no tatts, long brown hair. So i don't really look like a person that smokes ( most people say this when they find out i do) what does a weed smoker look like? lmfao people are funny.
april
Pickle Queen
How did she release it? the liquid? did she squeeze it out? or was it inserted, then removed and emptied? what did she put it in? i've never know a women that has had one, only men. I would luv to give my brother my resume for the airport but i fear the "pee test" !!no.... you have human rights.... its only the military, and probabtion/parole that watches you like a hawk.... these people can only make you empty your pockets beforehand, then they have to let you on into a private bathroom and a closed door....
but no need for exercises for you, though it will help with childbirth should you decide to go naturally
gogrow
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its a sad fact that in america, for I'd say 70% of decent jobs, there is going to be at least a "pre-employment" screening.... after that, most have nothing, though there are plenty of jobs that do random testing, but its nearly all for insurance purposes.... if you've got some pot/other drugs in your urine, you are presumed to be at fault for whatever happened, and the insurance company doesnt have to pay shit if you get hurt, etc.
gogrow
confused
they dont require much of a sample, so a small bottle will do, and keeps everything as comfortable as possible... just ask your bro. how the drug test was carried out, and as long as they dont watch you, go ahead and submit your resume.... if you need help from there, us americans are pros at faking/passing piss tests.... even if there's no way around giving your own urine.... you CAN be covered.
Greenplease
Active Member
Sup gogrow, congratulations on the job brother, make the most of it!!!
You should come to Brazil (anyone who is strugling to get a job) as long as you are qualified in any area (uni, college) especially if you are from America. You will get a job pretty quick.
Lawyers, Doctors, Psycologists, Psychiatrists, Businessmen (administrators, marketing, Graphic Design) Geologist's.
All these professions will get you some good money here.
Even teaching english! You can charge up to 45-60 bucks an hour here! Even if you aren't qualified!
Oh, and no piss tests here!
Anyway, good luck with your new job brother, I wish you the best!
You should come to Brazil (anyone who is strugling to get a job) as long as you are qualified in any area (uni, college) especially if you are from America. You will get a job pretty quick.
Lawyers, Doctors, Psycologists, Psychiatrists, Businessmen (administrators, marketing, Graphic Design) Geologist's.
All these professions will get you some good money here.
Even teaching english! You can charge up to 45-60 bucks an hour here! Even if you aren't qualified!
Oh, and no piss tests here!
Anyway, good luck with your new job brother, I wish you the best!