1000 Things to do while stoned

1027. wonder y pple r so fuckin un-reliable
1028. wot the world would be like wivout drug?

1029: Fly into a dirt strip in an eight seater Beechcraft with a cross wind that blows cows over. Be sure to sit in a seat that faces one of your fellow passengers. The look on their face will live with you forever as the plane tips sideways on its edge, then tries to fly sideways onto the strip.

1030.eat breakfast

1031. blow nose

1032. Stare at plants growing
1033. Play gta4
1034. Watch cops

1035. Kick yur own ass in a straipt jacket
1036. Find the keys
1037.Remember the last sentence you just said
1038.Repeat a word till it sounds really fucked up

1039. Take a piss in the middle of the street
1040. Ring people's door bells and run
1041. Do pranks calls to old girlfriends/people you hate
1042. Play Counter-Strike: Source

1043. bookit from one time.

1044. lock urself in a straight jacket and try to roll a joint
1045. try and count the leaves on the try outside ur house

1046. bookit again from one-time

1047. Invade your roomates room with aliens. I have a friend who is a nutjob and is terrified that aliens are going to attack the planet. I just saw this video and now I gotta go buy that stuff,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqI0U3pBdA&NR=1

haha that alien scared thye shit out of me

1048.shit a brick at a alien movie

1049. forget what I was going to right

1050. make a bacon and egg on toast wiv gud ole HP sauce
1051. have a shit while smokin a joint and readin the paper!
1052. trim ur pubes cause they look like the amazon

1053. get my free fatass turkey from the grocery store.

1054. Forget that I read d@w$y's post...
1055. Read "To Kill a Mockingbird" (it is absolutely captivating when stoned)
1056. Realize that your bookmark fell out last night...

1053. remember thriller. (fuck michal)

1055. attend an aa meeting ..
1056. flip a flamingo
1057. go cow tipping.