1000 Things to do while stoned

1060 put your nut back in

lmfao finally made it past 1000 huh

go look at my work back before 1000. I think I did 150 in two posts

wow see i dont got that much time lol

1064.number you posts in this thread
1065.fix your bong

1066. buy superglue (non-toxic)
1067. learn about how superglue can be used for safe effective emergency stitches
1068. obtain more plutonium
1069. mate with the plutonium
1070. mutate superglue
1071. mate with superglue
1072. become super plutonium glue man
1073. sticky the fuck up the world.
1074. die a lonely death

1075. realise that pple dont read the startin page wen it says 10 things to do per post
1076. give the women a good cin too

1077. go back and read 15 pages back when somebody said that already
1078. "realize" that it's just a thread, and we can post however many we want
1079. buy a box of cigarellos
1080. contemplate carl sagan's writings

1081. Agree with Fuluffy toke
1082. Spell his name correctly
1083. fluffy toke..... got it.

1084. Wait for pizza delivery boy
1085. Get pissed that he isn't here yet
1086. Realize you just called Papa John's 5 minutes ago
1087. Randomly apologize to delivery person for something he has no recollection of.

1088. don't forget to laugh out loud in real life. seriously.
1089. talk to a nice woman with a sweet laugh
1090. fall in love
1091. die alone (again)

lol zero you fucker. doublepost. I'll edit since I was late

lol ha.
1092. Beat fluffy at a post
1093. Realize a battle of whits begun, but it is to late

1094. spell wits properly
1095. make last night's leftover chinese food again. mmm

1095. laugh at fluffytoke's post bout the chinese and realsie that ive gone it some many times lol
1096. watch the old star wars
1097. realise that stayin up all nite will always cum bck and get ya the next day
1098. eat a nice sunday dinner that ur ma made.

1099. try to rip a phone book in half
1100. find bandaids for multiple paper cuts

1099. envy d@w$y for having a home cooked meal (you bastard )
1100. jump through flaming hoops

hopbr4 said:

38.have a conversation way beyond your comprehension level with someone much smarter then you and forget what your talking about mid sentence

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god damn this happened during my most recent halloween party. started talking about socialism, and mid sentence, my inner monologue said "adam, what the fuck are you talking about?" and then my mind went blank.

poutineeh said:

god damn this happened during my most recent halloween party. started talking about socialism, and mid sentence, my inner monologue said "adam, what the fuck are you talking about?" and then my mind went blank.

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That happens to me stoned or not. You have to learn how to obfuscate and blather while your mind reels itself back in.

sometimes you gotta roll with the punches and just let someone be smart. chances are you know more than them about something