1000 Things to do while stoned

d@w$y

d@w$y

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1027. wonder y pple r so fuckin un-reliable
1028. wot the world would be like wivout drug?
 
Gryphonn

Gryphonn

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1029: Fly into a dirt strip in an eight seater Beechcraft with a cross wind that blows cows over. Be sure to sit in a seat that faces one of your fellow passengers. The look on their face will live with you forever as the plane tips sideways on its edge, then tries to fly sideways onto the strip.
 
Dislexicmidget2021

Dislexicmidget2021

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1035. Kick yur own ass in a straipt jacket
1036. Find the keys
1037.Remember the last sentence you just said
1038.Repeat a word till it sounds really fucked up
 
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THCInhaler

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1039. Take a piss in the middle of the street
1040. Ring people's door bells and run
1041. Do pranks calls to old girlfriends/people you hate
1042. Play Counter-Strike: Source
 
d@w$y

d@w$y

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1044. lock urself in a straight jacket and try to roll a joint
1045. try and count the leaves on the try outside ur house
 
d@w$y

d@w$y

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1050. make a bacon and egg on toast wiv gud ole HP sauce
1051. have a shit while smokin a joint and readin the paper!
1052. trim ur pubes cause they look like the amazon
 
eatAstar

eatAstar

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1054. Forget that I read d@w$y's post...
1055. Read "To Kill a Mockingbird" (it is absolutely captivating when stoned)
1056. Realize that your bookmark fell out last night...:(
 
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Bangers999

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1058. play russian roulette but with your phone text, you scroll at random and just say, i think am in love with you, i done this 2 weeks ago and got a text back from my dad saying, sort yourself out son,
 
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