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  1. Stoner Smurf

    I need help surviving!!! lol true story

    If you don't like cooking, you could do what I used to do. On your day off make a feast. A 15 course meal for 8. Package up all those leftovers and you have meals for the week. You only have to cook one time a week, then Mr. Microwave does the rest. Some things don't reheat well though...
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    Let's Get Ready for Some Football 2010!!!

    So who saw the Detroit Lions get robbed of the win they deserved? Seriously what the fuck?! The lions do a fine job on their own of losing they need no help from officials to lose games that should of been won. For those who didn't see it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ol2fuo5p5c That TD...
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    Fell sorry for gay people.....

    Blazin, some Korean scientists have found in female mice what they believe to be the gene that causes homosexuality (http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-2156/11/62). Now that we have found the gay gene we can start fixing the gay population (JOKING... only joking. If I don't occasionally throw...
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    r.i. patient to montana patients

    Sir I do believe you are wrong. Add Michigan to your list. You card is valid here I do believe. You are one of three states, MI, RI, and MO.
  5. Stoner Smurf

    anyone a member of another forum?

    I don't get lag on RIU but it is down at least once a day, and not for just a few minutes. It is very very annoying and it doesn't seem to be getting much better, so I feel the pain of the OP. RIU has the best and biggest community, but you could try GrassCity.
  6. Stoner Smurf

    Demonoid

    Sorry sir, Demonoid is too public for me. You don't need to be a great seeder to keep a good ratio there. You should try to get into some of the more exclusive private sites. For music What.cd is the best followed by Waffles.fm. I like passthepopcorn.me for movies. Demonoid is a public...
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    Oakland Approves 4 Large cannabis farms

    This is horrible horrible news. All you Californians should set up a massive boycott of any dispensaries that buy from these corporate farms. That's what I'd do if I didn't live on the opposite side of the country.
  8. Stoner Smurf

    Michigan may be first to adopt roadside drug testing

    Terry that sucks what happened to you, it really and truly does, and I am sorry. But how can you blame it on pot? You said the guy had pot and alcohol. We all know the adverse effects of alcohol on a person's ability to drive. Hmmm I just noticed depraved did all my work for me. Thank you...
  9. Stoner Smurf

    Favorite Smoking Place

    I've smoked in lots of cool places, but one tops the list. In a holding cell at my local police department. Myself and the dude in the cell next to me smoked a blunt the size of Texas, passing it back and forth between the bars. I honestly have no idea how he got it in. Actually that whole...
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    Marijuana & Mental Health

    If I don't smoke my mental health suffers greatly. In fact if I go too long without smoking I go from a successful and productive member of society to a bum who can't form a proper sentence. My mind races 24 hours a day. At any given sober time I am thinking about multiple unrelated random...
  11. Stoner Smurf

    Would you....

    I would smoke twice as much so I get cancer. Then I can get some medical marijuana. (Just kidding, since I am already a legal medical patient.)
  12. Stoner Smurf

    Absolutely disgusting!

    First off I do agree, TMI was shared in this thread. Nobody wants to read about nut gnats. Somethings are best kept under your hat. Now with that being said, are you guys really giving this kid so much shit for masturbating? I get as much female companionship as anybody here, and even I...
  13. Stoner Smurf

    Fresno man shoots pot thiefs

    Good for him. He better not get charged. I'd do the same damn thing if I caught someone in my grow. I almost always believe in a non-violent solution, but if someone came on my land and tried to steal mine and my family's livelihood you better believe I will defend it. All this guy was doing...
  14. Stoner Smurf

    Wash your balls.

    Best commercial ever. The first time this commercial came on I was in the other room and could only hear the sound. Actually seeing the commercial shed some light.
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    Why isn't that guy going to burn korans?

    Wow isn't that the pot calling the kettle black.... Exodus 31:15 " . . . whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death." (Oh shit, I work this Sunday... Please don't come kill me like the Christan bible instructs.) Deuteronomy 21:18-21 "Stone disobedient...
  16. Stoner Smurf

    Will mid 80 degress during flowering hurt the buds?

    My room hit the mid to upper 80's for 3 days a few weeks ago. In just those 3 days half of my plants were showing signs of severe heat stress.
  17. Stoner Smurf

    Lolli pop plants?

    Wow, ignorant, illiterate, and a homophobe. You sir are the whole package, a real catch. Now I am not going to get mad at you, because I know you can't read. But if you were literate you would of noticed while making your account that you must be 18 to be a member of this site, which you are...
  18. Stoner Smurf

    Meet Boris the Spider

    So I woke up this morning and went to water my plants, I found Boris dead. He fought the good fight against the blight of the gnats, so we gave him a hero's farewell. I will feel bad though if he starved to death cause I killed the gnats and didn't relocate Boris. Either way Boris the Spider...
  19. Stoner Smurf

    Lolli pop plants?

    Since you did say all comments are welcome, I got one. Dude, learn to type... Sorry to be a dick but damn man that shit is irritating and childish. The 10 seconds you save by typing like a complete asshat makes it take an extra 5 minutes to read and decipher your post, not good especially if...
  20. Stoner Smurf

    Does Anybody Play Music For Their Ladies?

    So does anybody treat their girls to some good tunage? My buddy showed me his grow room the other day, and he has speakers in both his veg and flower room. He has his 400 disk cd player hooked up to a timer with his lights. I found this to be both funny yet awesome. There is some evidence to...
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