Search results

Shit, I gotta get some chow.

Mine looks we most of us do while waitin for "our shit to come in".

Try giving them a little vitimine B1 and a little Iron. Don't over do it. Give it a little trim. Don't give up.

I wonder why there aren't any responses. Hmmm....I don't get it. Interesting subject but its been done.... Every day.....

In other words, if you have a greenhouse and your yard looks like shit, people will wonder WTF you need a greenhouse for.

This here's my dog Poppy. We consider her one of the kids. We trained her to steal money from our friends and neighbors. I love the look on her face when she gets caught.

I'm so sorry. I love dogs and when one dies its just as bad as when anyone else in the family dies. I hope you can cope with the lose.

Angled cut with a chain saw then cover wound with bacon grease.. mmmmm Bacon.

If you leave the bag at my door don't light it on fire. I only fall for that trick one time.

Why do you think the right hand does the strummin'. Its because the rhythm is the hard part. I taught guitar for 12 years. Something that used to help a lot of people was this phrase,"If you can say it you can play it". I taught people to sing the rhythm. Its so much easier to play a rhythm once...

When baked, I tend to listen to myself more than I do the sound of the whole band.

Give them some scissors and get them to help trim.

I have many friends that work in hospitals. They are some of the stonyest people I know. One of them runs a machine that filters a patients own blood for heart surgery. He's never mentioned drug testing.

I play guitar at least an hour a day straight and probably another hour after getting loaded. I really do play better straight. But its more fun sometimes, loaded. I usually play two gigs a week and rarely get loaded when I play. Now and then I get to play a gig where we are guests of the party...

Not ice, its pig.

You would need to smoke as much pot as you do tobacco to do that kind of damage. Certainly more than a few grams a day like the average toker smokes.

Who knows, I was probably high when I wrote it.

I used to wonder what happend to my roaches until I caught my dog on the patio table goin' through the ash trays. When I was trimming she sat and whined until a large stem hit the floor. She snagged it up then took off and chewed on it until it was gone. I don't feed my dog french fries but if...

Pizz on your plants if you want to. They're your plants. I make sun tea out of Chicken shit and feed it to my food crops. But when I think about pizzing on my pot plants I remember when I was a kid and pizzed on the campfire.

And when I matures you can feed it to the pigs. Pig weed...