House For Sale..Grow Not Included..

schuylaar

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Rent a UHaul for the day and stick the grow in the back of it?
i just have a small set of 9-10 and have a wagon..so if i put down the back seat, i could fit them in there..that'll work!

I'm so glad i've got you guys to talk to..you totally understand and get me<3
 

neosapien

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I need to sell my home (by appointment only)..has anyone ever done this/had success with an active closet grow?..it's in BR #3 which doubles as storage and can easily have accumulation in front of the closet on a moments notice..no one would really enter the room because everything that's stored there..i've had workers in the past walk in there (with incense, lights off) for a few moments and didn't get any "knowing" looks from either old/younger guys..any advice is appreciated..thanks!

schuylaar<3
Just keep it locked. If they ask to see it... get all embarrassed and tell them that's where you're storing the sex swing.
 

lahadaextranjera

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In the OP's situation I would just recommend getting some huge suitcases and leaving them in the middle of the room so that you can just fling the door open and say " this is JUST the such and such room but I have a guest staying so we'd better not go in." Leave some lace bras and underwear on the bed about looks too personal to enter.

I pulled a similar move once when a landlord turned up unannounced. I had a towel round me like I just had a shower and told him he can't do that and had to call first. He never set foot inside again!!
 

slowbus

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In the OP's situation I would just recommend getting some huge suitcases and leaving them in the middle of the room so that you can just fling the door open and say " this is JUST the such and such room but I have a guest staying so we'd better not go in." Leave some lace bras and underwear on the bed about looks too personal to enter.

I pulled a similar move once when a landlord turned up unannounced. I had a towel round me like I just had a shower and told him he can't do that and had to call first. He never set foot inside again!!


knock,knock......................................................:shock:
 

Unclebaldrick

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Rent a UHaul for the day and stick the grow in the back of it?
Did that once. Was renting and the place went on the market with two weeks left to go. I bought about ten of those enormous wardrobe boxes from U-Haul and rented a truck. In the wee hours before a showing I would shuttle these things out to the rented truck (down two flights with hostile neighbors). Did that about five times (subtle, eh?). I still look at it as the stupidest thing I have ever done. Sounds like this grow is a touch more manageable. If you can load it in a garage, do it. I got away with it. Miraculously.

Still have those damn boxes.
 

Unclebaldrick

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Just keep it locked. If they ask to see it... get all embarrassed and tell them that's where you're storing the sex swing.
That actually is my "last defense plan" (well, sex dungeon) for my space. Should any funky city/utility inspector, etc. come calling insisting on a search (think Boston Marathon man-hunt - 12 block radius). If that doesn't seem to be working, the magic word is "scat". We'll be pretty desperate at that point. I might just prove it.
 

schuylaar

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all awesome ideas +rep to everyone!..i like the moving box/wardrobe box idea if they're near harvest, too!

gonna go over to the depot and pick me up some moving boxes:wink:
 

gioua

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I need to sell my home (by appointment only)..has anyone ever done this/had success with an active closet grow?..it's in BR #3 which doubles as storage and can easily have accumulation in front of the closet on a moments notice..no one would really enter the room because everything that's stored there..i've had workers in the past walk in there (with incense, lights off) for a few moments and didn't get any "knowing" looks from either old/younger guys..any advice is appreciated..thanks!

schuylaar<3

about a year 5 months ago.. had to go thru the same thing.. spoke to my realtor.. informed him I was legal and have a shit ton of plants outback.. he wanted to see em.. lol he's in his 60's and had never seen them.. have know our realtor for ages so I was not worried a bit about him.. he asked a few ?'s on the plants and I was able to move them to a side area of the yard.. when buyers would come by (apt only) realtor showed them the house.. I stayed outside near my plants.. had a bunch of items moved in the line of site and they did not go nearer then about 15 feet..

what it looked like then..






all of these were moved towards the gate... had a swamp cooler and other 50 gals barrels blocking the view

they would not get any closer then where the concrete starts here..




did have the house assessor ask me to move the plants away from the walls so he could check for structural damages.. he and I talked the most about the plants.. he was a fan of bubba kush... so had to show him mine..
 

Orlandocb

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I have! But I had a good excuse. I have a lot of birds as pets so I put a big sign over my grow tent and labeled it as the bird medical tank. No one suspected a thing!
Thats funny, reminds me when i lived in my old apartment and they had inspections, i already had two turtles in a big tank so with the tent i would just tell them its for incubating turtle eggs. Lol suckers
 

Unclebaldrick

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Thats funny, reminds me when i lived in my old apartment and they had inspections, i already had two turtles in a big tank so with the tent i would just tell them its for incubating turtle eggs. Lol suckers
Can that be my new last-ditch plan? Please? Wonderful idea. Who would want to be responsible for snuffing out an endangered species (answer: potential buyer of a new home in the USA)? It's way more credible with me than a sex dungeon.
 

srh88

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Thats funny, reminds me when i lived in my old apartment and they had inspections, i already had two turtles in a big tank so with the tent i would just tell them its for incubating turtle eggs. Lol suckers
i had an apartment awhile ago and they came in to change out fire alarm.. the dude smelled it lol.. thought i was fucked. i ended up giving him a couple grams and moving out right after that
 

schuylaar

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Thats funny, reminds me when i lived in my old apartment and they had inspections, i already had two turtles in a big tank so with the tent i would just tell them its for incubating turtle eggs. Lol suckers
you're lucky it wasn't me inspecting..i'd be like "OMG!!! lemme see!!! i LOOOOOOOOVE turtles!!!:wink:
 
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