House For Sale..Grow Not Included..

Unclebaldrick

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you're lucky it wasn't me inspecting..i'd be like "OMG!!! lemme see!!! i LOOOOOOOOVE turtles!!!:wink:
NOOOOO. Their eyes are very sensitive after emerging from the womb! Do you want them to be blind?! Will YOU be responsible for them finding their way to the ocean?
 

futant

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about a year 5 months ago.. had to go thru the same thing.. spoke to my realtor.. informed him I was legal and have a shit ton of plants outback.. he wanted to see em.. lol he's in his 60's and had never seen them.. have know our realtor for ages so I was not worried a bit about him.. he asked a few ?'s on the plants and I was able to move them to a side area of the yard.. when buyers would come by (apt only) realtor showed them the house.. I stayed outside near my plants.. had a bunch of items moved in the line of site and they did not go nearer then about 15 feet..

what it looked like then..






all of these were moved towards the gate... had a swamp cooler and other 50 gals barrels blocking the view

they would not get any closer then where the concrete starts here..




did have the house assessor ask me to move the plants away from the walls so he could check for structural damages.. he and I talked the most about the plants.. he was a fan of bubba kush... so had to show him mine..
I SO love your yard G! That little dog better not let you down or I'll be eating out of his food bowl barking at the neighbors.
 

Unclebaldrick

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Yeah, I live by the river. They breed out back of the house. You can mostly find them on fairly moonless nights. If you drive through the alley you can see 'em ducking down their little heads when the headlights hit them. They're so cute, acting like you can't see them even though they're, like, right out in the open. The next morning if you look around you can see evidence of the breeding - little sperm-packets scattered around.

I think there might be some turtles back there too.
 

Sunbiz1

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Haven't seen this suggestion yet, use a fake dog locked in the room you don't want to show...a pit bull. Have a youtube vid running with a dog barking in the room and provide advance photos of said room that you obviously cannot open the door to.

Obviously sale of house would be conditional upon said room being in like condition to photos.
 

Unclebaldrick

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Haven't seen this suggestion yet, use a fake dog locked in the room you don't want to show...a pit bull. Have a youtube vid running with a dog barking in the room and provide advance photos of said room that you obviously cannot open the door to.

Obviously sale of house would be conditional upon said room being in like condition to photos.
Put a friend inside to scratch the door. But not too hard or they will think there is damage.

Put a big, studded, collar and muzzle right outside the door. Use the power of suggestion, like Whizzo, er, Dynamo.
 

gioua

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invite them into that room saying.. come on in.. then whisper...you remember the movie Psycho and Silence of the lambs right? :twisted:
 

Sunbiz1

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invite them into that room saying.. come on in.. then whisper...you remember the movie Psycho and Silence of the lambs right? :twisted:
Hehe!

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schuylaar

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Oddly, I have a prior history of pro-turtle activism. Alligator Snapping Turtles

And I




Live by the river
we have some pretty unusual turtles here..lot's of those little ones that run across the road getting smashed..recently i picked one up and moved it over to the canal it was huge and tried to bite me:cry:
 

schuylaar

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Haven't seen this suggestion yet, use a fake dog locked in the room you don't want to show...a pit bull. Have a youtube vid running with a dog barking in the room and provide advance photos of said room that you obviously cannot open the door to.

Obviously sale of house would be conditional upon said room being in like condition to photos.
that was one of my stand by's since i have 2 little loud dogs..was gonna say they're in the room because they bite:wink:
 
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