The UK Growers Thread!

tip top toker

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Lol, the missus suggested that to me the other day.

She's a hypochondriac though so I'd be dead by the time I got to the quack if she had her way.
Mines the same. Anything wrong with me and she normally comes back saying its some horrific terminal illness :-D she is one of these home diagnostic kits. Feels a bit funny, googles, and decides without any ,medical agreement that she must have surgery because she obviously has X. Load of bollocks IMO. For all her supposed illnesses I find it odd that doctors have not once decided on any course of action other than painkillers.

I see dentists, those guys are cool, but doctors can get fucked. Last time I genuinely needed o e was for a shattered wrist,which in reality, anyone with an understanding could have fixed. Fuck doctors. I'm still alive. Yet according to society, I would have died long before I was born I'm that unhealthy. The modern world is insane. Make sure no one can ever get infected with anyone, fuck, I might as well have aids for the way they consider the capability of my immune system.
 

ScottishWeedman

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evening cock gobblers, im pissed and stoned ut ma box, jst ordered a nice big meat feast pizza gonna have a munch and another few joints,

fuck it funny in here 2nite nobody knows who anyone is lmao
 

tip top toker

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While i like it, i still fucking hate it. Dealer is out of weed, can't really eat and could really do with a joint to sort me out, this is all i've got after craping my pots and such :(

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Lemon king

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yo yo yo NIGGASZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ LEMONS IN THE HOUSE.......

lol @ all you wankers that cant do enough for ya plants but are more then happy to let the world fall out ya arses everytime you blink.....
 

tip top toker

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I have a world up my ass? Durely that's the making of the next men in black film. Patent that shit! Just don't forget old muggins here when you're cashing in the royalties!
 

Hydrogrow123

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While i like it, i still fucking hate it. Dealer is out of weed, can't really eat and could really do with a joint to sort me out, this is all i've got after craping my pots and such :(

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Lol fuck sake ttt, I've a few jars upstairs I'm sure if I scrapped them would be more than that. If u stayed about here more often I'm sure folks would sort ye out rather than gettin shit on the street
 

tip top toker

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I've had more than my fair share of hospitality to be fair. Folk on this thread have been angels to me.

And i had a bunch of jars, they got scraped months and months and months ago. I lie. It was years. I'm always amazed though, every time i scrape out my grinder and the threads and such, i think that's that, yet i do it again another night and lo and behold there's a little bit more. Bought a space cae grinder the other day though, got fed up of having mini scraping joints full of metal shavings.
 

ScottishWeedman

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Ur always eating pizzas ye fat fuck lol
lol i know m8 but if u seen me u wud think i never ate, im a skinny wee fuck, just live on take aways, i eat at least 4 mcdonalds a week as well as indian, chinese & chip shop at least another twice the same week, im just a lazy cunt that cant be arsed cooking
 

Turbanator

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these could soooo do with another few weeks can i put em bakon base nutes after the 2 weeks ripen u think?
i reckon they could do with it, but on week 9 now, nothing id like mor ethan to pull em, but i just think they need a week or 2 longer, going by the fat white hairs and calyxyes aint as swollen and no foxtailing yet.

anyone?
 

imcjayt

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mind u I did have a 12 inch pizza earlier for meself....and a bigmac for dinna...I look fwd to weekends I can eat what I want......then back to rice fish chicken ect in week.....
 

Hydrogrow123

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these could soooo do with another few weeks can i put em bakon base nutes after the 2 weeks ripen u think?
i reckon they could do with it, but on week 9 now, nothing id like mor ethan to pull em, but i just think they need a week or 2 longer, going by the fat white hairs and calyxyes aint as swollen and no foxtailing yet.

anyone?
I'd let them go then m8 if u think they new longer, if it wer me I'd either put them back on flower nutes or give them another week of ripen and then maybe bit of a flush, that's what I'd do
 

tip top toker

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mind u I did have a 12 inch pizza earlier for meself....and a bigmac for dinna...I look fwd to weekends I can eat what I want......then back to rice fish chicken ect in week.....
You on some kind of workout diet or something?

I read just today that the heart foundation reccomends 2 fish meals a week. Are they aware how financially fucked people are these days and how expensive fish is? (I flat refuse to buy this perfectly square frozen bollocks, I do not eat frozen meat or fish)
 

Hydrogrow123

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lol i know m8 but if u seen me u wud think i never ate, im a skinny wee fuck, just live on take aways, i eat at least 4 mcdonalds a week as well as indian, chinese & chip shop at least another twice the same week, im just a lazy cunt that cant be arsed cooking
I'm not a big build and love takeaways but fucked that mcdonalds when there so much else to choose from, fills ye up for half an hour and ur hungry again
 

imcjayt

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ive been a bodybuilder last 8 years......and yes fish is expensive so is chicken breasts........u shld see my shopping bill lol.....
You on some kind of workout diet or something?

I read just today that the heart foundation reccomends 2 fish meals a week. Are they aware how financially fucked people are these days and how expensive fish is? (I flat refuse to buy this perfectly square frozen bollocks, I do not eat frozen meat or fish)
 
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