Where do I find synthetic pee? It appears to be my only recourse.
I used Spectrum Lab's Quick fix 5.7-1 on my last test. It is $30 and comes with a heat pad. You can find it here:
http://www.quickfixurine.com/. I choose to not buy the dusty box at a local head shop as I did not trust it.
You might want to get two boxes to have one for practice. When I took my most recent test, they made me empty my pockets before I went into the bathroom. After, they checked the temp of the urine sample. Worked fine, but was tough to appear calm as my heart was racing. I'm an honest person to a fault and I hated doing this, but I'm not quitting weed and I never work high, so fuck 'em.