Well, he spins a pretty good story for anyone with a low double digit IQ. As I said in one of his threads in TnT, any 21 year old would be cool to 14 year olds, if he was hanging out and supplying them with weed. Perhaps he found some 14 year old living with their oblivious grandparent, like Bad Santa.
I wonder how many other tools in Pueblo were actually running for the office of "Facebook rep". I'm betting the farm on zero, so he won by default. If I was closer, I would go and find him at the event for some, well, let's say "stress relief".