this is YO MAMA!

[ebgood]

lol! i know it hurt me too

 

[rainman36]

I'ma set it off!! here we go!!

YO MOMMA SO STUPID,SHE CLIMBED A GLASS WALL JUST SO SHE COULD SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!

TALK TO ME EB LOL!!

 

[ebgood]

ok ok ok


yo mama so fat the men and horses on her polo shirts are real

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so fat,she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

 

[ebgood]

nice

yo mama so fat when shes craving chocolate she eats a hershey pennsylvania

 

[rainman36]

Damn!!

yo momma so fat,the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating desease and gave her 10 years to live.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Yo mama is so broke, I walked in her house, lit a match, and all the cock roaches came and chanted "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we have heat."

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so fat she can use her hands to catch a plane

 

[rainman36]

yo momma is so stupid,she asked me what does yield mean? I said slow down,she said what.......does......yield.....mean??

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Yo mama so fat when god said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out the way.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.

 

[rainman36]

Yo mama so fat when god said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out the way.

Damn lmao..

 

[rainman36]

I'ma fuck you up with this one

Yo momma so stupid,I threw a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool,and she drowned.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop thru a cheerio.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Yo mama is so old, when moses departed the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so fat she flies in hella-copters

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Yo mama so stupid, she thought the home depot was a place to dispose of your weed.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so stupid she goes to bed with a tape measure to see how long she sleeps

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Yo mamas eyes are so slanted, when she cries her tears run down her back.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Yo mamas pussy is so loose, when she runs it sounds like a turkeys flying by.