What did you accomplish today?

Carne Seca

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Today? Nursing a fake hangover. I have some nefarious relatives staying over for the Fair and they keep plying me with Tequila. I don't have a hangover but they're cooking and caring for me and I'm not going to ruin a good thing with the truth. Aaaanyway, they keep saying I'm really funny when I'm drunk and then they stick a fifth of Cuervo in my face. I keep telling them this is akin to rape and their response is, "Well, we're your kin and you can't rape the willing."

What does that even mean?

Thank all that's holy the fair is ending today. That gives me a couple of weeks to detox. My liver needs a vacation.
 

scroglodyte

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Today? Nursing a fake hangover. I have some nefarious relatives staying over for the Fair and they keep plying me with Tequila. I don't have a hangover but they're cooking and caring for me and I'm not going to ruin a good thing with the truth. Aaaanyway, they keep saying I'm really funny when I'm drunk and then they stick a fifth of Cuervo in my face. I keep telling them this is akin to rape and their response is, "Well, we're your kin and you can't rape the willing."

What does that even mean?

Thank all that's holy the fair is ending today. That gives me a couple of weeks to detox. My liver needs a vacation.
are these cousins from West Virginia? we're your kin...........an' we wanna rape ya. have more tequila.
 

Carne Seca

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are these cousins from West Virginia? we're your kin...........an' we wanna rape ya. have more tequila.
Actually, I don't know exactly where they live. I just know they return to their little cracks and crevices throughout New Mexico and Arizona. Every once in a while we get a hand written Christmas card scribbled in serial killer penmanship. But the addresses are usually p.o. boxes. :shock:


I don't ask a lot of questions. I figure ignorance (in this case) is bliss.
 
um. I got kicked out of my house almost a week ago so I'm living with a friend so all I've been doing is smoking. Very depressed.
 

silasraven

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the days never end they just transition into a different phase, that said i have accomplished transplanting,composting, and changing habitat conditions to suit plants growing needs.
 

Carne Seca

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I'm famous! I made it into today's paper. :D I guess that's an accomplishment.



I was scared one of the chatty cathys would forget where she was going and run into me. I had to avoid collisions on several occasions
 

JimmyKing

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An update on my day, Turned in all 4 of my Final papers, and now I'm smoking a bowl watching the Chargers/Saints game.
 

420God

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Yesterday I built my daughter a couple of new rabbit hutches. I looked at different plans online then came up with my own design to fit what I needed.

I need to finish painting the second one this morning.:-)
 

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