Carne Seca
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He plans on taking 1820 shits. It would have been 1825 but there's going to be a 5 day constipation episode. Not pretty.Nope, not good enough. What is your 5 year plan? I need to know EVERYTHING.
He plans on taking 1820 shits. It would have been 1825 but there's going to be a 5 day constipation episode. Not pretty.Nope, not good enough. What is your 5 year plan? I need to know EVERYTHING.
Dear god, you mean the prophecies are true?He plans on taking 1820 shits. It would have been 1825 but there's going to be a 5 day constipation episode. Not pretty.
I wouldn't shit you. You're one of my favorite turds.Ain't that some shit?
Ain't that some shit?Dear god, you mean the prophecies are true?
No shit. cnDear god, you mean the prophecies are true?
I'm here, muddying the waters in that oh so special way. cnWhere the hell is the Bear? He loves this.... shit. har har.
edit: neeever mind.
I'm way ahead of you bear. Right now I'm trying to figure out if the bubba kush is fucking with me or my post and heph's got transposed. I'm afraid to look.I'm here, muddying the waters in that oh so special way. cn
Now it's time for me to smoke summat and render myself useless and eatful. cn
I'm not sure. When i first posted, I captured your second line in my quote but didn't see it. I was about to correct the sitch, but now there are three lines. Smok3h's hypothesis is as good as any ... cnWhere the hell is the Bear? He loves this.... shit. har har.
edit: neeever mind.
edit edit: What the fuck was that?
That might be hard. cnI peed in a bottle on a six hour drive with three girls in the car. Kinda tough including they were all chanting at me, "do the pussy"
Welcome to the twilight zone..I'm way ahead of you bear. Right now I'm trying to figure out if the bubba kush is fucking with me or my post and heph's got transposed. I'm afraid to look.
I feel your pain, bro. I totally suffer from "stage fright." I can hardly even piss next to a guy when there's a wall dividing our two urinals; if there's no wall or barrier, forget about it! I don't know why this is, but it affects meI peed in a bottle on a six hour drive with three girls in the car. Kinda tough including they were all chanting at me, "do it pussy"
It took me years and years to overcome Shy Bladder. Now it's the prostate messing with me. cnI feel your pain, bro. I totally suffer from "stage fright." I can hardly even piss next to a guy when there's a wall dividing our two urinals; if there's no wall or barrier, forget about it! I don't know why this is, but it affects me
I wonder if he misunderstood them and they were actually asking for a three way..... that would be sad. And funny... but sad too.I feel your pain, bro. I totally suffer from "stage fright." I can hardly even piss next to a guy when there's a wall dividing our two urinals; if there's no wall or barrier, forget about it! I don't know why this is, but it affects me