Portland area greenhouse grow
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UncleBuck
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just had my neighbors over for a bonfire. AWESOME NEWS.
i know exactly who stole my plants. apparently, one of the thieves made a facebook post that read "stolen plants #goodbud" which showed up on the facebook feed of my neighbor's son.
i have pictures of all of them, know their names, and exactly where they live.
how to proceed?
my first thought was to knock on their parents' doors and have a little talk.
my second thought was to take their pictures to the police and to tell them that my neighbors and i caught them on my property the other day.
my third thought was to play some elaborate, trollish prank on them that leaves them scarred for life.
oh, glorious day.
how would you proceed?
i know exactly who stole my plants. apparently, one of the thieves made a facebook post that read "stolen plants #goodbud" which showed up on the facebook feed of my neighbor's son.
i have pictures of all of them, know their names, and exactly where they live.
how to proceed?
my first thought was to knock on their parents' doors and have a little talk.
my second thought was to take their pictures to the police and to tell them that my neighbors and i caught them on my property the other day.
my third thought was to play some elaborate, trollish prank on them that leaves them scarred for life.
oh, glorious day.
how would you proceed?
HUSTLERBOY20
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Get their or his number and have them meet you somewhere as if to hook up with a hottie and grab him by the scruff of his neck and inform him that if he intends to repeat this little situation again you won't hesitate to make the nightmares that leaves him waking up screaming a reality...best I could do with out burying or tieing someone up. I just had some random fella with a dog standing on the other side of my wall pondering why it is I have 2x4's peering above my wall. I had a friend just so happened to be driving by at the time call me and told me that he was curious as to why some one would be hovering behind my wall so as soon as I could I went to the wall and peeked over but 30 mins had elapsed and he was no longer there. Ill tell you what though ill drag whom ever sticks his grubby mits over my wall up and over by his eye sockets. true story
noob78
Active Member
Go for a option 3. or just start to show up at a few of the boys activites(since you have his facebook account) and stare at him until he confronts you. When he confronts you you tell me I was the one those plants belonged to. Now take this beating like a man or we'll take this up at your moms house.
FresnoFarmer
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I say pull out the good old trusty shotgun on them and give em a scare playing as another thief. haha but that's just my and I'm an asshole. I would also consider having a talk with their parents because what those kids are doing is dangerous and if they end up in the wrong grow(such as mine) they might come up missing.
UncleBuck
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the kids have walked by my house three times today. neighbor just came over to report that they stopped outside my house, were pointing at the greenhouse, and talking before they noticed my neighbor's son sitting in the minivan watching them, at which point they walked off suspiciously.
they are unaware that i am now informed of their crimes and i'm not sure if i want to confront them and let them know or wait and try to catch them in the act. there's four of them, all rather wimpy looking. one bears a striking resemblance to napoleon dynamite.
they are unaware that i am now informed of their crimes and i'm not sure if i want to confront them and let them know or wait and try to catch them in the act. there's four of them, all rather wimpy looking. one bears a striking resemblance to napoleon dynamite.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
A video camera with low-light capability is something I'd consider a necessary tool at this point. cn
UncleBuck
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i really see no point in it besides some determent. and for the price tag, the determent doesn't seem worth it to me because they can beat it too easy (ski mask).
i'd think a better way to spend about $100 or so on determent would be an electric fence. i've already made the damn thing a fortress with wood slats every 6'' or so. chicken wire comes next. then the electric fence. they would need a razor to cut the plastic, a saw to get through the wood, and rubber handled clippers for the chicken wire and electric fence. that seems tougher to beat than simply donning a ski mask in my opinion.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Determent is good for my laundry. 
The vid camera is not for deterrence, but for being the one holding all the cards. If you have vid of them breaking into your greenhouse (or merely trying), you call all the shots ... including the option of just making this face at them each&every time. You should be captivated. cn
The vid camera is not for deterrence, but for being the one holding all the cards. If you have vid of them breaking into your greenhouse (or merely trying), you call all the shots ... including the option of just making this face at them each&every time. You should be captivated. cn
UncleBuck
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a ski mask defeats the camera too easy in my opinion. plus, i already know who they are. if they somehow get the booty while i'm taking a shit, i'll know right away and can give the cops names, addresses, and descriptions as is. the GH is under 24/7 surveillance by myself and, if i have to run an errand, my neighbors.Determent is good for my laundry.
The vid camera is not for deterrence, but for being the one holding all the cards. If you have vid of them breaking into your greenhouse (or merely trying), you call all the shots ... including the option of just making this face at them each&every time. You should be captivated. cn
wristychronicles
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haha, and the little fucks are staking out your property!? I wonder if they think you hadn't noticed a few plants missing or something..haha dumb kids. I was never that dumb.
UncleBuck
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and school is out for the summer now, so it's gonna be a long one.
i let my mind wander off into fantasy land earlier today and imagined them being caught and getting sentenced to house arrest. but these kids nowadays have phones and computers and probably know other worthless thieves.
only thing i ever stole as a teenager was candy and squeegees.
wristychronicles
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I bet the kids have hand drawn blueprints of your backyard, lol they pull them out during sleepovers where they stay up all night and drink tons of redbull,snort pixie stix, just plotting the big heist alllll summer, I feel for ya ub. although im pretty sure the gh seems fortified now?
UncleBuck
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it's better, but after much thought i've come to the conclusion that there is no fortification sufficient enough to keep out a determined thief. just gonna have to add 24/7 security officer to my list of duties.
HUSTLERBOY20
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Get an extension cord that plugs into a 30-60amp plug and hook the wires to the fence...then when they touch it they'll shit there panties..haha
HUSTLERBOY20
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or a tesla coil !! ^^