1Shot1Kill
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True words of wisdom right there
Pick up lines
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Dizzle Frost
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Ill go to sex addict classes, what a great place to meet nymphos
1Shot1Kill
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I know how you feel. I get NO vagina, none. Yet I have been feeding, housing, and protecting one for 5 years... GRRRRRRRRRRAddicts typically abuse the drug of choice correct? I get NO penis, none
I just want a good penis with a decent man attachedDont all women
Dizzle Frost
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cheesey pick up lines are good ice breakers, if you can make a girl laff then you have her attention.
april
Pickle Queen
Did u spawn her or was she meant to be ur breeder? Bare foot preggo and in the kitchen is the way all women should be right
lol sarcasm aside i want this lmfao
april
Pickle Queen
But i've laughed at a guy, not with him, lol which is better being honest and saying " umm hell no " or pretending he was funny only to also shut him down later
lol
1Shot1Kill
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No spawning, just a unknown and emotionally painful condition that turned my fun box into private property. Something to do with a ph imbalance I believe. I'm thinking about trying dolomite lime.Did u spawn her or was she meant to be ur breeder? Bare foot preggo and in the kitchen is the way all women should be right
You want to be preg and barefoot while cooking for your master? I think I know a guy for that too lol
silasraven
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dude women are better then this shit. preggo bare foot and kitchen... fuck that dude. thats a mans job to cook for his wife and make her feel like top shit. that trad bullshit is just that. yeah preggo and barefoot thats your own thing but thats kitchen shit is just retarded. find another job in the house. fuck take care of the dudes garden or something. or get a job... o yeah as long as he has a job first then get a job. ive seen to many women end up the clique go to the market come home watch tv or read and wonder town and they all look so fucking helpless and sad. please for the love of god or whom ever you find holy dont ever become or boring ass house mom you'll become bitter as fuck they all doDid u spawn her or was she meant to be ur breeder? Bare foot preggo and in the kitchen is the way all women should be right
Dizzle Frost
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well some guys are destined to fail..... there called failures lolBut i've laughed at a guy, not with him, lol which is better being honest and saying " umm hell no " or pretending he was funny only to also shut him down later
if yur personality sucks then you have zero hope i guess
RyanTheRhino
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Only if he fails at reading the response. If you go up to a girl all corny make a funny then read the response that wont happen. you can tell the difference between a pity laugh and a hey i would like to talk to you laugh.But i've laughed at a guy, not with him, lol which is better being honest and saying " umm hell no " or pretending he was funny only to also shut him down later
Read responsibly
april
Pickle Queen
Hand scrubbing a toilet gets me off, oh don't even tease me with a floor wash, window washing is like heaven , omg the vaccum, my BFF
bobtokes
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lmfao...........
RyanTheRhino
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I remember when a girl was looking for her phone and my friend went over and asked if the phone was on. " hey is your phone on i can call it so it rings" after she finds the phone " so what should i save this number as.
epic failure lol
epic failure lol
april
Pickle Queen
LMFAO REALLY, i was being sarcastic, if u missed this please read my words again rflmao, damn dude smoke a bowl, u clearly have not spoken with me very much, or forgot that not all people are being serious on here lol
Dizzle Frost
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WTF then? i bought my ex a vacuum for her birthday and she got all fuckin pissy.Hand scrubbing a toilet gets me off, oh don't even tease me with a floor wash, window washing is like heaven , omg the vaccum, my BFF
bowlfullofbliss
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13 years ago, I saw the most beautiful girl in line at a rave in Detroit. I was instantly attracted, before the drugs were bought and set in LOL! I noticed she was looking at me pretty hard, so I walked up to her, in front of her group of friends and asked her "do you have a boyfriend?" She said no, I don't......I replied you do now...we went into the party together, danced all night, and now married with two kids.
Sometimes you have to be bold and go for it. Worked for me!
Sometimes you have to be bold and go for it. Worked for me!
The Growery
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I've used lines like "you have sexy feet" before and it has worked (granted it only works on girls playing with their heels, shoes, ect) it usually gets a laugh out of them at how forward I am... just say anything lol, it really works. complementing a woman's smile or her hair - something like "I just had to come over and tell you how sexy your smile is..." get her to laugh by poking fun at her... if she is wearing something silly poke fun at it. women love a guy who isn't afraid to crack jokes at their expense... it shows the utmost in confidence. if the pickings are slim I'll usually do something like dance funny to attract attention and let the girls in the bar/party that I'm a fun guy. if a girl get's the idea that you are a fun guy, they are going to be much more receptive to you. if you go up to a girl with your hands in your pocket and utter a "hey", you will get shot down so fast! be quirky and fun i guess haha.
april
Pickle Queen
Was it a Hoover, or a Dyson? If not u have ur answer
or did u skimp on the attachment options, bad dizzle, wait u set that bitch up for angry sex, i see ur game, well played fine Sir, well played 
Doer
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Is there a one liner that is successful? Wannafuck? Guys have made that work, as a numbers games, at closing time.
I once took several from Playboy and put them together in an order I thought went from mildly suggestive to fairly intimate. I just went with it with one gal, one evening.
I think that's what the fems want if they might be interested. To be melted, put a fun, randy mood, and not being fawned over. Bantered with. Innuendoed. Danced with.
-Give early value clues of yourself, but kinda neg her bit, get her interested in a little verbal jousting. Don't act like you have claimed her. Get her to push you in jest. Touch her back while you look in her eyes for a second.
I can't remember what was first line, but the last one was:
you know what would look good on your ears. (touch her ear, lean in, whisper) Your ankles. (Big smile)
I once took several from Playboy and put them together in an order I thought went from mildly suggestive to fairly intimate. I just went with it with one gal, one evening.
I think that's what the fems want if they might be interested. To be melted, put a fun, randy mood, and not being fawned over. Bantered with. Innuendoed. Danced with.
-Give early value clues of yourself, but kinda neg her bit, get her interested in a little verbal jousting. Don't act like you have claimed her. Get her to push you in jest. Touch her back while you look in her eyes for a second.
I can't remember what was first line, but the last one was:
you know what would look good on your ears. (touch her ear, lean in, whisper) Your ankles. (Big smile)
1Shot1Kill
Active Member
Fuck yeah! So romantic, were they double stacks or triple?