Pick up lines

Urca

Urca

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do they really work? Ive never really had one used on me, but like I swear I see relationship articles across the internet for guys saying "use these lines to pick up a girl". It seems kind of foolish in a way, like having to pretend, or have pre-rehearsed lines.
Whats wrong with sincerity? Or being spontaneous?
Like last night a guy text me and said something really cheesy and trying too hard but it was really cute, and I appreciated the fact that he actually made an effort not to say something generic.
and also, quick thought, if you've ever seen guys go trolling girl's facebooks and doling out generic compliments, with the little add on that hey, are you single, maybe we should be friends ;) kind of bullshit? That shit blows up my newsfeed cause I added some dumb bitches who have like 4000 friends and likes to take constant pictures of themselves
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
Urca said:
do they really work? Ive never really had one used on me, but like I swear I see relationship articles across the internet for guys saying "use these lines to pick up a girl". It seems kind of foolish in a way, like having to pretend, or have pre-rehearsed lines.
Whats wrong with sincerity? Or being spontaneous?
Like last night a guy text me and said something really cheesy and trying too hard but it was really cute, and I appreciated the fact that he actually made an effort not to say something generic.
and also, quick thought, if you've ever seen guys go trolling girl's facebooks and doling out generic compliments, with the little add on that hey, are you single, maybe we should be friends ;) kind of bullshit? That shit blows up my newsfeed cause I added some dumb bitches who have like 4000 friends and likes to take constant pictures of themselves
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Pick up lines don't work, really a guy can say anything, depends how they say it really, i hate cheesy pick up lines, but some guys are just that fucking good and will melt me like warm butter in a frying pan. LOL in regards to the FB thing, well Urca girls ur age are a bunch of filthy sluts, unlike urself most plaster every inch of their body and few use the privacy settings, Urca these women want the attention from strangers, they need it to face themselves in the mirror daily, sad women i agree, just ignore the skanks, ur a sweet girl and a real man will mark his territory soon enough, have faith and patience, NEVER EVER SETTLE, EVER. Men are mostly pigs, even when they have what they want they want more, never enough.

Maybe we should join POF and do some man shopping ;)
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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Can I put my finger in your belly button? Oh, that isn't your belly button? Well, this ain't my finger either.
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
Why can't men just ask women if they would like to make out for a hour, be eaten for another 2 and fucked for 3 more, seriously men would never be turned down, even gingers would score every time ;)
 
dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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So true, when I was young and single I would straight up ask the ladies if they would like to go for sex and most took me up.
Now my Ole lady would cut off my nuts for even thinking of it....
 
Dizzle Frost

Dizzle Frost

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I take the silent aproach, i just whip my cock out and stand there ... or casualy walk up to a table of ladies and stir there drink with my unit
 
The Growery

The Growery

Active Member
pickup lines are rediculous. open your eyes. if a girl quickly looks away when you look at them, go for it! just go up to them and talk about anything... just don't hesitate and don't wait too long to approach... anything over a few minutes of hesitating and you can forget it!
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
1Shot1Kill said:
Hahaha I know of a guy who is great with sex addicts if you need someone to talk to about that
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Addicts typically abuse the drug of choice correct? I get NO penis, none :(

I just want a good penis with a decent man attached ;) Dont all women :)
 
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