Pick up lines

[Urca]

do they really work? Ive never really had one used on me, but like I swear I see relationship articles across the internet for guys saying "use these lines to pick up a girl". It seems kind of foolish in a way, like having to pretend, or have pre-rehearsed lines.
Whats wrong with sincerity? Or being spontaneous?
Like last night a guy text me and said something really cheesy and trying too hard but it was really cute, and I appreciated the fact that he actually made an effort not to say something generic.
and also, quick thought, if you've ever seen guys go trolling girl's facebooks and doling out generic compliments, with the little add on that hey, are you single, maybe we should be friends kind of bullshit? That shit blows up my newsfeed cause I added some dumb bitches who have like 4000 friends and likes to take constant pictures of themselves

 

[rowlman]

"Get in the trunk bitch "...is a popular one in Detroit.

 

[april]

do they really work? Ive never really had one used on me, but like I swear I see relationship articles across the internet for guys saying "use these lines to pick up a girl". It seems kind of foolish in a way, like having to pretend, or have pre-rehearsed lines.
Whats wrong with sincerity? Or being spontaneous?
Like last night a guy text me and said something really cheesy and trying too hard but it was really cute, and I appreciated the fact that he actually made an effort not to say something generic.
and also, quick thought, if you've ever seen guys go trolling girl's facebooks and doling out generic compliments, with the little add on that hey, are you single, maybe we should be friends kind of bullshit? That shit blows up my newsfeed cause I added some dumb bitches who have like 4000 friends and likes to take constant pictures of themselves

Pick up lines don't work, really a guy can say anything, depends how they say it really, i hate cheesy pick up lines, but some guys are just that fucking good and will melt me like warm butter in a frying pan. LOL in regards to the FB thing, well Urca girls ur age are a bunch of filthy sluts, unlike urself most plaster every inch of their body and few use the privacy settings, Urca these women want the attention from strangers, they need it to face themselves in the mirror daily, sad women i agree, just ignore the skanks, ur a sweet girl and a real man will mark his territory soon enough, have faith and patience, NEVER EVER SETTLE, EVER. Men are mostly pigs, even when they have what they want they want more, never enough.

Maybe we should join POF and do some man shopping

 

[Stonerman Enoch]

"Get in the trunk bitch "...is a popular one in Detroit.

hahaha!! good one

 

[djlifeline]

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[dirtsurfr]

No really it's candy....

 

[dirtsurfr]

"Here hold this"
used to work when I was younger....

 

[Carne Seca]

Can I put my finger in your belly button? Oh, that isn't your belly button? Well, this ain't my finger either.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

"Get in the trunk bitch "...is a popular one in Detroit.

Got laid alot in the 90s with that one lol ... if you had a Lincoln Continental you could have big partys

 

[april]

Why can't men just ask women if they would like to make out for a hour, be eaten for another 2 and fucked for 3 more, seriously men would never be turned down, even gingers would score every time

 

[dirtsurfr]

So true, when I was young and single I would straight up ask the ladies if they would like to go for sex and most took me up.
Now my Ole lady would cut off my nuts for even thinking of it....

 

[Dizzle Frost]

I take the silent aproach, i just whip my cock out and stand there ... or casualy walk up to a table of ladies and stir there drink with my unit

 

[1Shot1Kill]

or casualy walk up to a table of ladies and stir there drink with my unit

A true lady loves a gentlemen. Just watch out for the ice, it can kinda kill the mood. It works better in cafes where the dinks are warmer

 

[april]

I take the silent aproach, i just whip my cock out and stand there ... or casualy walk up to a table of ladies and stir there drink with my unit

Always lick the stir stick, best not to make a mess Sugar coat that thing mmmmm

 

[1Shot1Kill]

Always lick the stir stick, best not to make a mess Sugar coat that thing mmmmm

You're a dirty girl. Dirty, dirty, dirty

 

[april]

You're a dirty girl. Dirty, dirty, dirty

I wish, that would correct my current conumdrum

 

[1Shot1Kill]

I wish, that would correct my current conumdrum

Hahaha I know of a guy who is great with sex addicts if you need someone to talk to about that

 

[Dizzle Frost]

Always lick the stir stick, best not to make a mess Sugar coat that thing mmmmm

in that case i would double dip lol

 

[The Growery]

pickup lines are rediculous. open your eyes. if a girl quickly looks away when you look at them, go for it! just go up to them and talk about anything... just don't hesitate and don't wait too long to approach... anything over a few minutes of hesitating and you can forget it!

 

[april]

Hahaha I know of a guy who is great with sex addicts if you need someone to talk to about that

Addicts typically abuse the drug of choice correct? I get NO penis, none

I just want a good penis with a decent man attached Dont all women