mugan
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here ama let kung fu kitty kik ya assi'd like to say i'm the hero, and that did this to get us out of a lull...
but no. i was just horny.
now judge the shit out of me
What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?
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Brick Top
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You must have been brought up to think that sex is "dirty" or something.
Sex with a total stranger can be hotter than the fires of Hades. You are totally free to let your freak flag fly because you don't know them, they don't know you so there is no reason to be embarrassed like there could be if your partner is someone you grew up with, go to school/college/work/church with, etc. That sort of thing can greatly inhibit a person and sex is never better than when there are no inhibitions holding either of you back.
Inhibitions are what hold many people back making sex something that only happens at night in your own bed in your own house with the lights out missionary position with a sheet and sometimes even covers pulled up to your necks and then afterwards you fall asleep spooning.
That's about as fun and as exciting as watching the Weather Channel.
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While I understand it is an attraction thing, never sell an old guy short. Having vast experience comes in handy in more things than just growing. I've had women much, much younger than me screaming and finally make me stop because they couldn't stand to cum any more and then later say when with guys around their own age they were lucky if they got off once or twice. I've made women squirt who never squirted before and had no idea they were squirters. But I didn't know how to drive a woman like that, that wild when I was in my 20's.
Brick Top
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If that was during the 7th inning stretch at a night game at Wrigley Field .... that would be slutty. If not ... it's wasn't really being slutty. It was just a change of venue.
Shannon Alexander
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The girl I had sex with after my first girlfriend left me... she was pretty much the sluttiest thing I've ever done...
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This is my all time favorite sex story to tell. It's not about me, but I was there the night it happened and it was funnier than any other sex related incident I have ever personally known.
While in high school and then for about two years after one of the guys I hung out with a guy named Jimmy. Jimmy was short, about 5' 8" but he was the best looking guy I have ever known. As much fun as Jimmy was there were times when the rest of us didn't like him coming to parties or bars with us because Jimmy was so good looking that all the girls wanted him, and they wanted him so bad that it was not uncommon for them to not be willing to settle for anyone else. Jimmy was the ultimate babe hound. If Jimmy went somewhere and didn't get laid, it was by choice.
One night four or five of us went to a strip club an Jimmy sat down at the bar and the rest of us sat at a table. At the end of the bar was a really tall very hot extremely sexy babe. In just a couple minutes we noticed that the tall hottie with legs up to her chin had moved down the bar and was talking to Jimmy. About fifteen minutes later we noticed that Jimmy and the tall hottie were gone. We knew what was happening. We knew that Jimmy had her in his car and playing hide the weenie with her.
Maybe another ten or fifteen minutes or so went by and we saw Jimmy come back in the strip club, alone, and his shirt was ripped and his hair was messed up and we could tell he was really mad. We went over and asked Jimmy what happened and he said he didn't want to talk about it and he went to the bar and started pounding down shots.
Even being little Jimmy was quick to fight and was pretty proficient at it and we figured that the hottie's guy came to meet her and found her with Jimmy and Jimmy got his butt kicked and he was ashamed to admit it since he somewhat prided himself in his ability to take guys considerable larger than himself.
When Jimmy got good and drunk we asked him again what happened. He made us swear that we would never tell anyone, so of course we all swore we would never tell a single person.
Jimmy said the hottie asked him if he had a car there and when he said yes she suggested they go make use of it. He said the second they were in his car she was on him like white on rice. Jimmy said she had the softest fullest lips and an amazing tongue and was the best kisser he'd ever had. Jimmy said he pulled her top off and that she wasn't wearing a bra and had really big tits, which we all already noticed earlier, and that they were firm and perfect. The rest of us figured they were of course fake and that she was a stripper and it was her night off and she was hanging around the club trolling for some dick.
Next she got Jimmy's pants down and went down on him. Jimmy said she was incredible, that she was born without a gag reflex and could put Linda Lovelace to shame. (The Linda Lovelace/Deep Throat reference somewhat dates the story) What Jimmy said impressed us because while Jimmy was a short dude he was also a tripod. Finally Jimmy blew like Old Faithful and he said she gobbled up ever drop.
Jimmy figured the thing to do was to return the favor so he climbed between her legs and slid up her miniskirt and she didn't have on any panties, but what Jimmy did find was himself looking face to face with a weasel bigger than his.
He said he dove out of his car, pulled up his pants, ran around the car and drug the tranny out of his car and the two of them duked it out in the parking lot. He said it didn't last long, the tranny was not very guy like, other than under 'her' skirt' and pretty much just tried to block punches and get out of there.
But given Jimmy's history of always having nothing but the very best of the very best of girls I would have given anything to have been outside and see little Jimmy and the still topless tranny, that had to be 6'1" or 6'2" in 'her' spike heels doing the Ali - Frazier thing. It had to have looked hilarious. Maybe not as hilarious as what the look on Jimmy's face must have been like when Jimmy found the anaconda in 'her' miniskirt, but it still had to be hilarious.
After telling us Jimmy again said how we couldn't tell anyone, and again we all agreed. Of course we told everyone we knew because it was the funniest thing we'd ever heard of.
And it turned out that when the rest of us figured the 'hottie' was a stripper on 'her' night off we were half right. We were wrong about the 'her' part but the stripper on a night off part was right. We had never been to that strip club before and we didn't know that on Wed. nights they had an all tranny show, and the 'hottie' was one of the tranny strippers hanging around the club the Sat. night we were there.
I think that was maybe the only night I hung out with Jimmy where I wasn't envious of him and wished I was him and instead was grateful I wasn't Jimmy that night.
While in high school and then for about two years after one of the guys I hung out with a guy named Jimmy. Jimmy was short, about 5' 8" but he was the best looking guy I have ever known. As much fun as Jimmy was there were times when the rest of us didn't like him coming to parties or bars with us because Jimmy was so good looking that all the girls wanted him, and they wanted him so bad that it was not uncommon for them to not be willing to settle for anyone else. Jimmy was the ultimate babe hound. If Jimmy went somewhere and didn't get laid, it was by choice.
One night four or five of us went to a strip club an Jimmy sat down at the bar and the rest of us sat at a table. At the end of the bar was a really tall very hot extremely sexy babe. In just a couple minutes we noticed that the tall hottie with legs up to her chin had moved down the bar and was talking to Jimmy. About fifteen minutes later we noticed that Jimmy and the tall hottie were gone. We knew what was happening. We knew that Jimmy had her in his car and playing hide the weenie with her.
Maybe another ten or fifteen minutes or so went by and we saw Jimmy come back in the strip club, alone, and his shirt was ripped and his hair was messed up and we could tell he was really mad. We went over and asked Jimmy what happened and he said he didn't want to talk about it and he went to the bar and started pounding down shots.
Even being little Jimmy was quick to fight and was pretty proficient at it and we figured that the hottie's guy came to meet her and found her with Jimmy and Jimmy got his butt kicked and he was ashamed to admit it since he somewhat prided himself in his ability to take guys considerable larger than himself.
When Jimmy got good and drunk we asked him again what happened. He made us swear that we would never tell anyone, so of course we all swore we would never tell a single person.
Jimmy said the hottie asked him if he had a car there and when he said yes she suggested they go make use of it. He said the second they were in his car she was on him like white on rice. Jimmy said she had the softest fullest lips and an amazing tongue and was the best kisser he'd ever had. Jimmy said he pulled her top off and that she wasn't wearing a bra and had really big tits, which we all already noticed earlier, and that they were firm and perfect. The rest of us figured they were of course fake and that she was a stripper and it was her night off and she was hanging around the club trolling for some dick.
Next she got Jimmy's pants down and went down on him. Jimmy said she was incredible, that she was born without a gag reflex and could put Linda Lovelace to shame. (The Linda Lovelace/Deep Throat reference somewhat dates the story) What Jimmy said impressed us because while Jimmy was a short dude he was also a tripod. Finally Jimmy blew like Old Faithful and he said she gobbled up ever drop.
Jimmy figured the thing to do was to return the favor so he climbed between her legs and slid up her miniskirt and she didn't have on any panties, but what Jimmy did find was himself looking face to face with a weasel bigger than his.
He said he dove out of his car, pulled up his pants, ran around the car and drug the tranny out of his car and the two of them duked it out in the parking lot. He said it didn't last long, the tranny was not very guy like, other than under 'her' skirt' and pretty much just tried to block punches and get out of there.
But given Jimmy's history of always having nothing but the very best of the very best of girls I would have given anything to have been outside and see little Jimmy and the still topless tranny, that had to be 6'1" or 6'2" in 'her' spike heels doing the Ali - Frazier thing. It had to have looked hilarious. Maybe not as hilarious as what the look on Jimmy's face must have been like when Jimmy found the anaconda in 'her' miniskirt, but it still had to be hilarious.
After telling us Jimmy again said how we couldn't tell anyone, and again we all agreed. Of course we told everyone we knew because it was the funniest thing we'd ever heard of.
And it turned out that when the rest of us figured the 'hottie' was a stripper on 'her' night off we were half right. We were wrong about the 'her' part but the stripper on a night off part was right. We had never been to that strip club before and we didn't know that on Wed. nights they had an all tranny show, and the 'hottie' was one of the tranny strippers hanging around the club the Sat. night we were there.
I think that was maybe the only night I hung out with Jimmy where I wasn't envious of him and wished I was him and instead was grateful I wasn't Jimmy that night.
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the playgrounds a classic spot.We used to lay in the slides and get are dicks sucked lol.
WeedKillsBrainCells
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lost my virginity (fairly late by some standards... (18 )) to a woman in her 40s? who paid for my flight from UK - USA. so although im not as experienced, i guess thats pretty much the definition of slutting yourself out. she paid for my steak meals at restaurants and made me brownies. oh and shes married w/ kids. thats about it though. gross.. i know. even grosser ill be going back when i get my visa again.
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steak maybe, but brownies? sort a pedo. cn
brandon727272
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I haven't done many slutty things.... I need to find a girlfriend and get my slut on
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cause thats how they were raised.There moms were sluts,there grandmoms were sluts so there gonna be sluts lol.
But really not all the girls I fuck with are whores.
bowlfullofbliss
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I took turns fucking my chemistry teacher in her ass when I was in High School, while she and I were visiting a friend of ours at college. We were so fucked up I puked in bed that night......yuck. It was my first anal conquest though!!!!!!
She had bottles of mixed drinks to pound on the way up there.....she was a perv and SO ready for a crazy night
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She had bottles of mixed drinks to pound on the way up there.....she was a perv and SO ready for a crazy night
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ohmy
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so true. I had women in there late 30's squirt for the first time.. ...+ rep and a high 5 lol
WeedKillsBrainCells
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Brick Top and ohmy, and this is genuinely no offense intended, do you also believe girls when they say youre the best baby?
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It depends on the situation and her amount of experience. If we start at it around 8:00 PM or 9:00 PM and don't stop until well after the sun has come up and much of that time she was screaming like she was being murdered and was like a wild woman talking in tongues and even with using 6, 8 or more towels the sheets and mattress are totally soaked and one says that, then I figure I am at least in the top five if not number one.
A handful years back I lucked my way into an 18-year old. (No pun intended with the "into" part.) She had very little experience, claimed none of the couple guys she'd been with lasted more than about two minutes and they didn't get close to making her pop her cork. When she said I was am the best, I believed her. But I also know that over time others might usurp my crown and top my performance. But at that time in her life, for the period of time we were together, she had never had anyone that came anywhere close to being as good as me.
Now if it's a quickie sport-fuck thing that was nothing special I figure being told I'm the best is meant more like I was fun and adventurous and she'd never done it in a boat at night surrounded by 500 or more boats during the 4th of July fireworks blown off over the lake. There wouldn't be the time to do the job as well as it could be done, but the uniqueness of it made me the best, as in giving her a really memorable fun time.
I've had escorts say it and I know damn well that the odds were very slim that I was the best, as in the very best at pleasing them, so I figured it was a lie to make me feel special and a way for her to get my return business or maybe just because I was a nicer guy and a better tipper than she usually works for.
I had one long term relationship in my life, roughly 14 years, and she said it a zillion times over the years. After we broke up and she married a guy and I ran into her a few years later we had a fun talk and after saying goodbye she added, "and you're still the best I've ever had." I don't believe that she was lying.
It also depends on if they are talking about overall performance or one certain act. I have always been an extremely oral lover and I have had women I had on and off relationships with for years. I would see one after a few years, we'd go at it and while I was doing my thing they'd say something like, you always were the best at that, or, I have never had anyone that was as good at that as you. When you hear that enough times from women, and you can clearly tell what results your efforts are getting, you tend to believe it.
When you add how on the first day of junior high school in the gym locker room a bunch of guys I had never met before nicknamed me "Horse" and a bunch of women over the years used it in some variation or another, that adds to the likelihood of a fair or better degree of validity for the times I have been called the best.
So it all depends on the situation and who says it and what I know occurred as to if I believe it or not or what I believe it was intended to mean.
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That's why women like you love guys like us so much. Unlike the Mr. Polite, I bought these flowers for you, may I hold your hand types, we can make you feel how you want and need to feel. Guys like us know how to light that inner fire and get you to release yourself from your self applied bonds that otherwise would inhibit you and hold you back. We can get a girl to unleash herself and do all those hot nasty things you very much want to do but most of the time don't do because your upbringing and society has propagandized you into believing good girls don't do dirty things like that.
Unless a woman has some very serious issues they all have their own boiling point and if you get them to that point they will do things that would almost shame a porn star, and some will outperform a porn star, with the difference being it will not be a performance, it will not be an act. Instead it will be a girl gone totally wild with excitement doing all the things she long fantasized about doing and very much wanted a chance to do.
WeedKillsBrainCells
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Sounds about right for sure. Your average better-than-thou girl is just a closet slut, i've yet to meet a whiter than white woman, one who lives up to their own expectations of other women
Filthy Phil
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Dude....thats a big problem right there. Thats the attitude that gets ALL men less pussy than they ,ould be getting. It makes women feel like sluts.for enjoying sex a lot. Of course not all, but many. Dont call em sluts dude.... Not unless you left a.few twenties on the.nightstamd for her.
Instead we should be shaming women for.not being wild. Seriously dude.... Think about it. Ive slept with probably around 100 women, not one of them did.i get in the sack by making her feel like a slut. Usually I make them feel natural for.wanting to fuck me...or accepting me to fuck them.
We need to stop women from feeling like sluts (unless it gets them offf) its a totally ignorant approach to engaging with chicks. And counter productive for our team