What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?

rowlman

rowlman

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Gafoogle said:
No it's fucking thrifty.
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...lol...you can candycoat it any flavor you want...it is what it is...but I'm not judging, I'm all for it. And I'm sure the cabbie was happy!
...that was a great story for the thread, don't take me wrong.:bigjoint:
 
Gafoogle

Gafoogle

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I got another one for you guys. I don't know if this is slutty or just stupid. But I was out drinking at a bar, had a few too many. I started talking to some random guy beside me, and then I blacked out. I snapped out of it just as I'm getting into his car. We fooled around for a few hours. I ended up running into him the next night outside the bar we met at, and the same thing happened.
 
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The cab drivers just the beginning lol.You have a vagina,find some hopeless guy and get him to buy you a car now lol.
Its so unfair women can get pretty much anything they want if there half decent looking.
 
Gafoogle

Gafoogle

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The cab drivers just the beginning[...]Its so unfair women can get pretty much anything they want if there half decent looking.
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Hey, he's the one that offered. I didn't even flirt with him, I just asked him how he was. And you're probably right...I just had my first kiss two weeks ago and things have escalated rapidly from there. What can I say, I'm having fun and making up for my awkward, nerdy high school years.
 
Luger187

Luger187

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Not true. It hasn't gotten me anywhere :sad:

Cheer up, you can screw all you like and always come off as the better x
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then you just arent doing it right

Gafoogle said:
Hey, he's the one that offered. I didn't even flirt with him, I just asked him how he was. And you're probably right...I just had my first kiss two weeks ago and things have escalated rapidly from there. What can I say, I'm having fun and making up for my awkward, nerdy high school years.
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just use a condom and you're cool
 
mugan

mugan

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I got another one for you guys. I don't know if this is slutty or just stupid. But I was out drinking at a bar, had a few too many. I started talking to some random guy beside me, and then I blacked out. I snapped out of it just as I'm getting into his car. We fooled around for a few hours. I ended up running into him the next night outside the bar we met at, and the same thing happened.
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ok ama need a list of all the drugs you was using that night. not only what you where using ... also what you felt you were on (coulda sliped ya somthin). we can get to the bottom of this with some Sherlock action . let me gets my pipe ;)
 
mugan

mugan

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Not true. It hasn't gotten me anywhere :sad:

Cheer up, you can screw all you like and always come off as the better x
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can't do the good lookin guys , its got to be the ones with issues. trust me i have 3 sisters and when we were in the us with no parents none of us ever payed the rent ,
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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mugan said:
can't do the good lookin guys , its got to be the ones with issues. trust me i have 3 sisters and when we were in the us with no parents none of us ever payed the rent ,
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Lol even the unpopular ones with issues don't want me! Just people on the internet and 40+ yr old rapists *awkward lol*

Never payed the rent X3
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Gafoogle said:
Hey, he's the one that offered. I didn't even flirt with him, I just asked him how he was. And you're probably right...I just had my first kiss two weeks ago and things have escalated rapidly from there. What can I say, I'm having fun and making up for my awkward, nerdy high school years.
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Strict parents/repression + awkward nerdy school years = sexual rebellion/naivete. Not always safe. Please be careful, I learned the hard way >_< <3
 
Beansly

Beansly

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Lol even the unpopular ones with issues don't want me! Just people on the internet and 40+ yr old rapists *awkward lol*

Never payed the rent X3
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That's funny as hell, but pretty offensive to the people who consider themselves your fans...
Maybe you wanna rethink the way that came out.
 
mugan

mugan

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no. dude. just never had any male roll modells , grew up with 3 sisters well 2 other wasn't there much. and a mom no dad, my first friend was a chick too . thats why i have a nack for the friend zone.
 
mugan

mugan

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am trying to fix my self but all the advice i get is that am too nice. so i don't wanna be a dush to women WTF does that mean am doomed to one night stands. :shock:
 
ohmy

ohmy

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Gafoogle said:
I got another one for you guys. I don't know if this is slutty or just stupid. But I was out drinking at a bar, had a few too many. I started talking to some random guy beside me, and then I blacked out. I snapped out of it just as I'm getting into his car. We fooled around for a few hours. I ended up running into him the next night outside the bar we met at, and the same thing happened.
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hey hun, I been looking for ya. Hope ur boy friend did not get upset about the marks i left on ur neck
 
carl.burnette

carl.burnette

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I used to drive cab during my college days. Its amazing how often you get offers for sexual shit to get a ride

HOly crap ladies, hold out for more than a $10 ride home fer Gods sake.. I mean I was a handsome bastard in my day, but still..

Gafoogle said:
No it's fucking thrifty.
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