Its a natural bodily function so which one have you done ????

0calli

Well-Known Member
Doesn't it suck every time you guys bend over to cut one out with the shit cutter (sphincter) your thinking of me and may I say I'm profoundly touched
 

Shannon Alexander

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Anybody done a Flag Pole..? I've only done one in my life time and it should have been in a movie it was that unbelievable...

I shat a lot... and I mean a lot... so after wiping I had a look and there were several large solid logs criss crossed in the bowl and one of the logs was almost standing straight up resting on a couple of the others... one of the pieces of paper had decided to rest on the top of the near vertical corn pole... Hence Flag Pole...

I should have taken a photo... :( I feel bad for not capturing the moment for future generations...
 

Jack Harer

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What really fucks me up is that I'm still subbed and reading this shit!! (and laughing my ass off)

Oh, and Shannon, I really don't think I'd admit shitting a flag pole even if I ever did. (Had one that resembled an anaconda tho..........all coiled up, and it's head reared up and ready to strike!)
 

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member
My brother used to do what I call Submarine Shits... I don't know if he still does... but you could always tell when he had taken a dump cause there would be a solid log that would sit halfway between the surface and the bottom of the bowl...
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I hope nobody I knew reads this ... but a great story from my brave innocent youth. My intended (now my ex ...)'s sister had a fainting spell or something, and came to in the emergency room. Once her body knew she was awake, her brainstem said "release massive turd NOW". Apparently it was a "curler" and tried to go back in, in a peculiarly feminine way. That was some f'd up shit if you ask me. cn
 

Jack Harer

Well-Known Member
Shit Cn, how the hell can I go to sleep now with THAT mental picture rattling around in my head???? Thanx Bud!!!
 
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