Its a natural bodily function so which one have you done ????

kingi95012

kingi95012

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zvuv said:
Done 'em all. :)

In the middle east, where squat toilets are common, there is often no paper. Instead there is a faucet next to the crapper. When I first arrived there and wasn't used to the local flora I spent many hours in such 'amenities' and I found that washing with water is not only much much cleaner but also much kinder to one's asshole than paper. If you have diarhea, I recommend you try it. I've never used paper since that time. Always wash. It's much more sanitary.
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No paper? try useing the 3 sea shells. lol
 
Sara Saw It

Sara Saw It

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After reading the OP, I failed to make it through the rest of the replies because I have to run to the bathroom ;). I'm hoping for a 4.
 
Jack Harer

Jack Harer

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zvuv said:
Shocked eh? Well the world is a big place and there are all sorts of different ways of doing the same thing :)

Here's a little ditty to soothe your distress:

In days of old when knights were bold and paper weren't invented,

They wiped their ass with tufts of grass and went about contented!
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I always heard that "In days of old , when knights were bold and rubbers weren't invented, they wrapped their socks......... something to that effect!
 
dam612

dam612

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you forgot the "talking poop"- Usually done in a public restroom, this poop usually has one or mulitple gas pockets that resonate to a hilarious volume.
 
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