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cranker

Legal Moderator, Esq.
you missed an "I" flipper head
I'm surprised I've been able to put this many coherent sentences together tbh. I'm usually pretty anal about spelling, tried to rep you for catching it but I gotta spread my legs more first apparently.
 

UncleBuck

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one time i was laying in bed doing my thing. i was on my back with my erect penis pointing towards the ceiling. there were hands involved. upon ejaculation i looked down at my penis. there was blood pumping out the end of it. and not just a little. i freaked out. made an appointment with my DR. i arrive at the appointment and explain what happened. he says "what, that's never happened to you before?" i was like "HELL NO!!!" he said it's actually quite common. that there are a lot of small blood vessel and can sometimes rupture. i have had no further issues since that one event, many years ago. i can still see it plain as day though. the thoughts that flashed thru my mind at the moment ...


:eyesmoke:
hematospermia is fucked.

that happened to me once at high altitude, i didn't touch myself for a week.

we need to raise hematospermia awareness.

 

cranker

Legal Moderator, Esq.
hematospermia is fucked.

that happened to me once at high altitude, i didn't touch myself for a week.

we need to raise hematospermia awareness.

One time I woke up and had dried blood caked all over my nether regions. Turns out me and the gf had forced her period the night before and didn't notice, but that scared the living shit out of me I though I'd been so fucked up she'd ripped a ball off. It was still pretty gross though. Probably shouldn't have shared that.
 

xKuroiTaimax

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I worked for 6 years as a bra designer. Are you asian? That's an asian size usually. Not racist or anything just curious lol. You must be skinny as hell with a 27 inch non-boobed chest.
Make me a 28D ganja leaf bra and I will love you forever <3
 

cranker

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Make me a 28D ganja leaf bra and I will love you forever <3
Holy fuck you and sunni have to be the skinniest chicks ever. I could practically fit my hands around your ribcage lol. Like I told her though, the "worked" part means I don't have A. a large supply of fabrics B. Sewing machines (I'd need at least 3 different types, fucking wire channeling) and C. models cuz no way in hell I'd be able to find a 32DD or 28D fit form. lmao.
 

medicalmaryjane

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Holy fuck you and sunni have to be the skinniest chicks ever. I could practically fit my hands around your ribcage lol. Like I told her though, the "worked" part means I don't have A. a large supply of fabrics B. Sewing machines (I'd need at least 3 different types, fucking wire channeling) and C. models cuz no way in hell I'd be able to find a 32DD or 28D fit form. lmao.
i wear 32dd and i am not super skinny. i am average
 

cranker

Legal Moderator, Esq.
we r long lost italian boobie sisters
When I was designing we had 3 ranges to make patterns for, this was for Maidenform I believe, might have been Warnaco. The smallest DD I remember designing is a 34 and those orders rarely came in. 36D we made all day long. I dated a girl in high school who was one of you skinny ass italians with big boobs, but you people are the reason why I quit designing bras. :-P I got really frustrated trying to get patterns to fit, when the business started moving to China is when I moved back to the states.
 
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