Hand Rolled Joints. Let's Seem Um!

[tip top toker]

Haha, i've train tickets and business cards on the ID side of my wallet, and a flat grinder in the c card section then there's also a lighter and joint holder in my spare change pocket, i'm never very subtle when i walk into co-op. Then again maybe, somehow. i give the game away when i ask for the large blue rizzla, but that's a stretch i think I live in one of the posher parts of town, so i like to let everyone in my neighbourhood see me soking big joints in the communal garden, get them thinking what is this, a normal looking person smoking a big joint and not self igniting and destroying the street, something like that.

The poor munchkin had his pride flattened and wasn't mature enough to accept a fault

 

[Sr. Verde]

well idk how im a poser cause ive never smoked a blunt with that folded up peice of paper in it, but ok... usually everyone where im from, or at least the ones my age do it like this:
a)Buy a swisher, in your favorite flavor. Personally, I like grape.
b) take a knife, or if your good use your hands, and break it open down a long seam
c) empty out the "guts" which is the tabbacco
d) The swisher gets licked at edges
e)fill up swisher
f) roll swisher tight
g) lick swisher where its lose or where you think a seam may run
h) take lighter to swisher to dry
i) light and enjoy

^thats overly explained but i wanted to get it accross that those are the kind of blunts everyone smokes out here. Which is why the peice of cardboard confused the hell out of me

you just told me how to roll a blunt


Look up at the top of the thread... hand rolled JOINTS.

as in weed, wrapped around TINY amounts of smoking paper....


NOT cigars disembowled and repacked/sealed with weed... that's a BLUNT.

People don't use roach tips in blunts because it's a blunt.

People who roll lots of weed, and joints, and want to keep the hitting end OPEN and CLEAN use roach tips.... simple as that. It makes our smoke cooler, and tastier. If your weed is inredible to begin with, a nice joint makes it even better.

It's not necessary, and is more of a connoisseur practice..








here are some tips for you urca:

1. ask your 'twin bro' about the difference between a spliff, a joint, and a blunt.

2. ask your 'twin bro' how much weed you should bring for your dads birthday

3. before you drag shit in this thread, actually roll a joint and post it. That is in fact, the PURPOSE of this thread - not to talk about how your twin brother rolls blunts and you never seen half the shit here.


4. understand that the collective minds' of the internet far exceed the intellectual capacity of both you and your twin brother. You will find things you never saw on the internet, and when you do: politely shake your head and say 'cool.' If you can do this, you will find your stay at RIU that much better.




5. please dont drag unintelligible, unrelated issues into my 500 post, 5 star threads...
sorry your meth threads don't last as long as mine

 

[Sr. Verde]

People, please keep posting around the non-joint rolling users in this thread...

keep posting your stuff, and keep the conversations between cool people......

lets get back to it, yeah?

 

[Urca]

well, i dont really smoke joints... so im talking about what i roll up. im just talking about my personal experiences... so please back off. ok? seriously. its all weed when you smoke it, you still have to roll it up. chill.
seriously, it doesnt matter how many posts or stars your thread gets, thats just vanity. no one else had a problem with it.
hope you can chill out man, go roll one of your joints, partake in your oil and chill.

lol its all weed no matter how you cut it. have a nice day

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Ballet shoes randomly on the floor, lol, it's so wrong...

 

[Sr. Verde]

Title of thread: Hand rolled JOINTS. Let's see um!

Your neither showing joints, nor talking about joints... So why are you in this thread?

well, i dont really smoke joints... so im talking about what i roll up. im just talking about my personal experiences... so please back off. ok?

bottom line here: Your in my joint thread, talking about blunts.




and your telling me to back off of my own thread? ROFL





If you want to talk about personal experiences, that's fine... GO make YOUR OWN thread about it.

 

[Urca]

lol im just telling you to relax... breathe, go smoke a bit. lol its not like you are the master of your thread. cause if that were the case man id be cracking down on those people who do nothing but talk shit about me in my threads. sorry for mentioning a blunt, just every one was talking about that rolled up peice of card in theirs... and while it may be helpful and open airflow in joints, it really sucked in a blunt

 

[tip top toker]

Here's my fifty pence worth of thoughts from the deli. A roach is simply a piece of card in a cylinder shape with a big hole in the middle, how would it make a blunt suck? Unless the roach was like a meter of card rolled up so tight no air or smoke could get through it. I think what you encountered was simply a crap blunt, don't take that as an example of how all blunts with roaches will be.

Right now i've one of those no sleep shakey shakey jazz hands hangovers, it's a toss up between a joint or a volcano bag, I'm thinking a joint of Cheese with some void hash down the middle, i'll get back to you on that

Oh, roaches also make the act of rolling the joint silly easy compared to without.

 

[Sr. Verde]

just every one was talking about that rolled up peice of card in theirs...

Nobody was talking about roaches in blunts... they were talking about roaches in joints. YOU were the one talking about roaches in blunts.

and while it may be helpful and open airflow in joints, it really sucked in a blunt

no, you didn't say that. You said this.

i wanted to get it accross that those are the kind of blunts everyone smokes out here.

& finally

Which is why the peice of cardboard confused the hell out of me

Your confusing your self. Nobody is putting roaches in blunts. We are putting them in joints. Again, this is a joint thread... we've been talking about joints for the last 13 pages you walked in saying you were confused about blunts

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Going on the roach tangent, how do you roll your roaches? Mine are a cylinder with a little 's' shape going through the center, nicely spaced but not too big. I asked someone to quickly roll me a roach once (a guy who spent much of his time declaring how much weed he smoked though I smoked him up 90% of the time...) and he hands a flat piece of 1/2 inch card folder in half! Totally useless! So I told him fine you roll that while I get started on the next one and I've never hit something that toked so retardedly. Honest to god, I don't like hassling people about the way they roll for the sake of it. I don't mind if you are different or it takes yo a while or it's not pretty. It was only because, well... It was a shit smoke!

 

[Sr. Verde]

rofl at your comment for some reason...so neutral& kind lol... good change of pace

i roll them normally, so the paper is in a circular spiral ... some people put 'w's in them to catch the weed but i never really have problems... or dont notice...... hey free lunch *nomnomnom*

 

[Hepheastus420]

Whoo page 50 dedicated to joints.

 

[tip top toker]

Page 13 for me I ust take a 2cm by 1cm piece of card normally magazine cover and simply roll it up.

 

[Sr. Verde]

i got a bunch of raw roach tips for like 69 cents for a whole bunch of them

worth it to me for perfect tips...

 

[tip top toker]

aye, i've bought dozens of packs of em in the past, very convenient to have around, i can't stand roaches that have been torn not cut, unless you burn the edges they get all sticky with tar. These days i always have a pair of scissors around me.

 

[bud nugbong]

liking everyones joints! cant comment on them all though

thanks for the props everyone

the reason I say cross joints are dumb is because it adds what, like a half inch on each side? Id rather stick two papers together and roll up a long one

lol i dont know if you hear but the smoke converges into a vortex and gets you super high...

 

[Sr. Verde]

scissors are necessary for rolling i also hate tearing


and vortex righttt..... ya been watching too much pineapple express

 

[Chomps]

For the sake of pictures- flaming backflip in progress.



So good starting the day slow with a nice J and your preferred coffee...


I rolled a tulip for the first time a while ago and didn't really like it. Seemed to be a huge waste of weed. Would be ok for a planned hotbox I guess

 

[dam612]

i love how the raws come with little tare out roach papers. never used them till i got a pack of raws and now its the only way i roll em.

 

[Sr. Verde]

For the sake of pictures- flaming backflip in progress.

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So good starting the day slow with a nice J and your preferred coffee...


I rolled a tulip for the first time a while ago and didn't really like it. Seemed to be a huge waste of weed. Would be ok for a planned hotbox I guess

nice!!! finally someone that can appreciate a nice backflip!

i love rolling them, but you half to roll them gently and precisely so you don't fold the gum strip into itself..

ive only had 2 that I actually lit from the end and started a cherry with..