Good Puppy. (pats Uncle's head) I know that's how you expect the world to treat your ignorance, I wouldn't want to disappoint you.so ron paul and a turtle walk into a bar...
Good Puppy. (pats Uncle's head) I know that's how you expect the world to treat your ignorance, I wouldn't want to disappoint you.so ron paul and a turtle walk into a bar...
Ron Paul and his personal assistant Carthoris were traveling through Texas, visiting his constituents. After a long and arduous day of hand shaking and baby kissing they retired to a restaurant for an evening meal. Ron noted Turtle Soup on the menu and recalling such soup from his childhood so long long long ago and decided to order the same.I'm pretty sure Ron Paul would just use a stick to open the beers, I guess being a screw off top drinker you wouldn't know how to open one without a bottle cap opener. I'm not even sure what you were getting at to be honest. Let me try this game.
So Obama and the harlem globe trotters go on a picnic. They all fuck Obama in the ass and whank on his face. He loves it. Michelle pops out and whips his dick out too and fucks Obama. "Aha" Michelle cries. "I am a man and I have a big penis - but everyone can tell that by looking at me", and that's how the ant died and the grasshopper ate all his acorns.
ah, the old internet psychic.It is only an insult because you don't think its true.
more insults, lies, and internet psychic-ing by carthoris....You think that socialism sounds great...people like you will then think that communism sounds great....You would and do destroy the constitution...you are destroying freedom...you are making the world worse by the day and don't even understand it....you were ignorant
it gets pretty tiring when some internet gaylord psychic keeps pretending like they know me.Good Puppy. (pats Uncle's head) I know that's how you expect the world to treat your ignorance, I wouldn't want to disappoint you.
now THAT is funny!...Well, I do have to put Ron's tie on each morning
Now that was actually funny and how a story is supposed to go. I wish I was Ron Paul's assistant.Ron Paul and his personal assistant Carthoris were traveling through Texas, visiting his constituents. After a long and arduous day of hand shaking and baby kissing they retired to a restaurant for an evening meal. Ron noted Turtle Soup on the menu and recalling such soup from his childhood so long long long ago and decided to order the same.
After about half an hour and no sign of the soup, Ron sent his assistant Carthoris into the kitchen to find out about the delay.
The assistant entered the kitchen to find the chef with cleaver in hand and the turtle sitting on the bench. Inquiring as to the delay the chef informed Carthoris that he was having big problems. It seems that each time he brought the cleaver down to sever the unlucky turtles head the turtle withdrew his head into his shell.
The assistant Carthoris , very quickly taking in the situation offered his help.
“Ok, stand by with the cleaver”
He promptly inserted his finger into the rear end of the turtle right into its ass. At which “intrusion” the turtle immediately stuck his head out and the chef was able to sever the head with a single (and humane) blow.
Impressed, the chef inquired of the assistant how he knew that very useful little trick.
“Well, I do have to put Ron's tie on each morning”
and you lie to try to make a point...tsk tsk...go read up on the history of Allensworth colony and then tell me you still want to stick by your claim that the Civil rights movement caused its demise...I stand firmly by the fact the colony was dead before the civil rights movement..I say the colony was dead by 1930-40's...keep it real and you won't have to worry about shit coming to bite you in the ass...
You sound just like Bill O'Riley. "Don't censor me!" while interrupting, distracting, and twisting answers to loaded questions.I feel that you are wrong about Ron Paul, but I don't tell you to stop posting...I just debate you when you do... and if i feel that you guys are tin foil hat wearing nuts with some of these conspiracy theory's (Alex Johns) then its my right to voice my opinion even if its in satire...Now once again why are you trying to take my freedoms..are you and Ron Paul only to have freedoms...
i'm sure he would love your fingers up his ass as you dress him each morningNow that was actually funny and how a story is supposed to go. I wish I was Ron Paul's assistant.
i will try my best to make santorum's "google problem" pale in comparison to ron paul'sI have to say, after the millionth time I saw a turtle ron paul joke I laughed a little bit. Now, thanks to UB, I understand why justin beiber being over played made him so popular. Brainwashing
i expected better from you UB. Not ethically or morally, but more wit lol.i'm sure he would love your fingers up his ass as you dress him each morning
If this isn't proof of what Ron Paul talks about when western powers intervene causing hate and lack of safety to be driven our way, I don't know what is...In the speech, delivered by telephone to thousands of people marching in Green Square in Tripoli, Colonel Qaddafi warned that Libyans would be able to take the battle “to Europe, to target your homes, offices, families, which have become legitimate military targets, like you have targeted our homes,” The Associated Press reported.
was a little off my game this morning.i expected better from you UB. Not ethically or morally, but more wit lol.
Anything is possible. Ron Paul has more support this year than ever before. This includes support amongst his party. Either way, he will run as an independent regardless, and I will vote for him.question do you really think he will get the nod to run in the general election as the Republican candidate..???