For Real Stoners....

i<3

i<3

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happyfriendlymushrooms said:
A real stoner befriends nearby cops and smokes pot with them (you know they just become cops so they can confiscate weed and smoke it themselves. right?)

A real stoner sells weed to their friends so they can get high everynight.
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about the cops... thats exactly what i think :P they take yours for free,they get paid by the gov, and smoke your weed..... fcking stealers !!!!!!!!!
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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LostReefSponger said:
a real stoner doesn't have to prove they are a stoner, everyone knows you are a stoner if you are a real stoner...
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Now you have me asking the question of what a stoner is :D I've hit 8oz per plant but i've yet to make a harvest last a month on my own, but noone knows or thinks i'm a stoner let alone smoke unless i've told them.
 
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LostReefSponger

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tip top toker said:
Now you have me asking the question of what a stoner is :D I've hit 8oz per plant but i've yet to make a harvest last a month on my own, but noone knows or thinks i'm a stoner let alone smoke unless i've told them.
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well i guess every circumstance, but i can add on "or at least you know you're a stoner" haha
 
Beansly

Beansly

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Real stoners call it getting high, not medicating
Real stoners fight for the cause eventually.

Awesome thread.
 
i<3

i<3

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Beansly said:
Real stoners call it getting high, not medicating
Real stoners fight for the cause eventually.

Awesome thread.
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yup........ fight for the cause.......if only we could do something about it..... the fcking gov just wont listen.... its bad bad bad..... marijuana is a bad drug !!!!!!!!!
just tell me WTF is so bad about it !!!!!!!
 
NoGutsGrower

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A real stoner knows it is always 4:20 somewhere! A real stoner turns on the vaporizer, forgets that it's on and rolls a blunt then ends up sucking on both at the same time when the girlfriend reminds them the vap. is still on! A real stoner blows a few hits on them selves instead of cologne when going out into public!
 
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LostReefSponger

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Slojo69 said:
That's a lie, I gaurantee at 6:00am West coast time, nowhere in the world is it 4:20 am or pm. I think you meant to say on the 20th minute of every hour it's 4:20 somewhere
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lately i have been smoking almost every time it is 20 minutes past, just in case it is 4:20 somewhere.

a real stoner sets all of his clocks a minute apart so that 4:20 can last as long as possible.
 
i<3

i<3

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LostReefSponger said:
lately i have been smoking almost every time it is 20 minutes past, just in case it is 4:20 somewhere.

a real stoner sets all of his clocks a minute apart so that 4:20 can last as long as possible.
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haha if i could pause the clock at 4:20 that would be cool !!!!!

a real stoner doesnt have to smoke to have fun.... he smokes because he enjoys the amplification of the funness (if that word exists :P),the taste, and the wonderful effects of being high.....
 
i<3

i<3

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Slojo69 said:
That's a lie, I gaurantee at 6:00am West coast time, nowhere in the world is it 4:20 am or pm. I think you meant to say on the 20th minute of every hour it's 4:20 somewhere
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whith time zones it doesnt work, but if its 3 here, all you need to do is is divide the amount of miles beetween timezones by 3 and and one timezone ahead, + the amount of miles you calculated before so it will be 4:20
if i dont make sense....just tell me... ill explain it more clearly
 
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i<3 said:
whith time zones it doesnt work, but if its 3 here, all you need to do is is divide the amount of miles beetween timezones by 3 and and one timezone ahead, + the amount of miles you calculated before so it will be 4:20
if i dont make sense....just tell me... ill explain it more clearly
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wait...what? haha, i promise I tried to figure that out but I couldn't make sense of it. Maybe i am just too high haha.

a real stoner, uhhhh, I'll think of something later.
 
NoGutsGrower

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I meant exactly what i said! each time zone is set off GMT (greenwichmeantime) you can break down those time zones into minutes by distance between longitude lines. meaning it is always 420 some where!
There is normally 15 degrees of longitude between each time zone.
Okay... That's the answer that the teachers want in the classroom, but it really only applies "out there" in the middle of the Atlantic, Pacific, Southern or Indian oceans. For the rest of the "dry land" world the answer is much more complicated.
When crossing from one time zone to another the local time NORMALLY changes by one hour, or 60 minutes. BUT.... be aware that there are places in the world where time zones change by different numbers of minutes... 15, 30, 45, 90 and even 120 minutes!
Examples: (and there are many, many more...)
(1) When travelling from Columbia to Venezuela the time changes by 30 minutes, even though both countries share a border.
(2) Iran is 30 minutes ahead of Iraq (on its western border) and 90 minutes behind Pakistan (on its eastern border) but all of Iran is just one time zone.
(3) Napal is 15 minutes ahead of India but they share a border.
(4) The South East corner of Western Australia is 45 minutes ahead of the rest of Western Australia.
(5) And my favorite: Vladivostok, Russia is WEST of Japan but has a time zone one hour EARLIER than Japan! So when traveling east from, say, Mongolia you would change the clock AHEAD by 120 minutes (2 hours ) when you reach Vladivostok, Russia, then change your clock BACK one hour when you reach Japan. Strange, but true.
http://www.worldtimezone.com/

And a real stoner doesn't think he/she is a stoner!
 
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