For Real Stoners....
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firelane
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A real stoner has resin on everything from emptying out and stirring their bowl. They have it on their pen tips, the bottom of their lighters, their bathroom sink, at least one shirt, on their pocket knives, their fingernail clippers, and of course on both scrappers you bought to clean out your bowl/bong that never get used.
And any real stoner has resorted to smoking resin at least once. The last time I had to was in college, I hope I never have to again, but I know if it was resin or nothing, I would chose resin every time.
And any real stoner has resorted to smoking resin at least once. The last time I had to was in college, I hope I never have to again, but I know if it was resin or nothing, I would chose resin every time.
~MoE~
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true that man i say it atleast once a mouth nah fuck it i say it ever time i see a cop lol
LostReefSponger
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a real stoner has a dealer that lets them choose the nugs for his bag 
i<3
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haha yeah... funny cuz i said it today in the car... my GF was like "be careful... theres the cop" and i was like "who gives a shit... fuck em' "
LostReefSponger
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a real stoner isn't picky when it comes to getting high. if there are edibles I will eat them, if there is oil you bet I will have some of that, hash is a no brainer, then of course there is the good ol' bud. I never choose one over the other, if any option is offered to me then I take it, getting high is getting high and I will never stop!
i<3
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im missing out... i havent had the chance to have oil, or baked goods... iv had kief/hash/bud.....
LostReefSponger
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oh man yeah you are, but keif, hash and bud are all still very good high's. so you might be missing out on the oil and edibles, but you still get high, so you win!
i<3
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yay !!! its the first time i win lol..... but are the highs diferrent for oil and fooooood ???
LostReefSponger
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i<3
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ok.. i wont go to gay bars LOL
LostReefSponger
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a real stoner forgets they are on speaker and on hold for the unemployment office while they hit their bong...oops.
"please state first name and..." *fat bong rip* "and date of birth" hahahaha, immediately hung up, this time I will finish my bowl before I call haha
"please state first name and..." *fat bong rip* "and date of birth" hahahaha, immediately hung up, this time I will finish my bowl before I call haha
tip top toker
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A real stoner doesn't have a list of the do's and dont's of a stoner he just lives life and get's stoned.
i<3
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thats 100% true... cuz yesterday will never come back, todays the time to enjoy, and tomorow will never come.... (cuz tomorow will be today)
we dont have time to worry about unimportant shit......
LostReefSponger
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happyfriendlymushrooms
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A real stoner befriends nearby cops and smokes pot with them (you know they just become cops so they can confiscate weed and smoke it themselves. right?)
A real stoner sells weed to their friends so they can get high everynight.
A real stoner sells weed to their friends so they can get high everynight.