For Real Stoners....

[rzza]

A real stoner walks into a convenience store, wearing shorts, a hat, and a wife-beater top with about a dub sack of chopped weed stuck to it.......then asks for Zig Zags

kinda like a coke head, unrolling a dollar bill to buy a beer

 

[Richie LxP]

Lol, im forever pulling out my weed with change in the store, i once had a half ounce of hash fall on the clerks desk while pulling out change. Lol, just the look they give you is hilarious.

 

[i<3]

stoner spell do "doo"
LOL

i doo that all the time haha

 

[i<3]

Lol, im forever pulling out my weed with change in the store, i once had a half ounce of hash fall on the clerks desk while pulling out change. Lol, just the look they give you is hilarious.

i could totally see my local gas station's clerk's face if it happened to me... LOL

 

[wragler]

A real stoner has job where the drug test is to see how well you roll a joint.

 

[i<3]

A real stoner has job where the drug test is to see how well you roll a joint.

its either you were fucking stone while writing that, or im fuckin stoned, cuz fuck i didnt understand shit you said....... lol

 

[LostReefSponger]

shit! i totally had something good to add to this last night but I forgot, hopefully I will think of it.

 

[Bonzi Lighthouse]

A real Stoner.... huh what was the question?

 

[i<3]

shit! i totally had something good to add to this last night but I forgot, hopefully I will think of it.

ha.. i hate when that happens... it happens to me like 5 times a day.... in the middle of a conversation..."huh...what was i saying ??????"

 

[see4]

A real stoner knows how to high drug addiction well. As most stoners go on to do much harder drugs, as we all know marijuana is a gateway drug.

 

[RetiredToker76]

A real stoner knows how to high drug addiction well. As most stoners go on to do much harder drugs, as we all know marijuana is a gateway drug.

I don't...

I was in rehearsal and my coach said, "RT you need to check and play in the right clef." I replied, "Oh shit, ya dude."

Ya I gave up hiding in the grow closet, everyone knows I'm a stoner.

 

[i<3]

A real stoner knows how to high drug addiction well. As most stoners go on to do much harder drugs, as we all know marijuana is a gateway drug.

no shit

 

[redeye75]

A real stoner drives down the road and suddenly forgets where the hell he is or where he is going..

 

[LostReefSponger]

A real stoner knows how to high drug addiction well. As most stoners go on to do much harder drugs, as we all know marijuana is a gateway drug.

a real stoner doesn't get involved with shit other than weed. don't need to when we have the great green!

 

[jamboss]

a real stoner have weed crumbs all over the house.. from the various places he twists up at

a real stoner doesn't even drop a hair when he rolls up.

 

[Truth B Known]

a real stoner doesn't care about what he drops- cause to a real stoner, it..

[video=youtube;Bsg-q0JdgWU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsg-q0JdgWU[/video]

 

[jamboss]

A real stoner doesn't smoke schwagg

a real stoner knows how to adapt. where im from we get droughts no cards here.

 

[ElMonte74]

a real stoner plans to smoke at 4:20 and forgets to watch the time but accidentally smokes at 4:20 still

me and my friends always try to be on time to smoke at 4:20 but always smoke at 4:25 5 minutes afterwards cause we have to break some up

A true stoner never gets into any trouble and is the neutral party in a fight

 

[jamboss]

A real stoner Does NOT pocket your lighter because he wanted to... it's cause he forgot!

a real stoner ALWAYS has a light, even if its just 2 burn a piece of paper.

 

[Unnk]

A self sustaining stoner is a real stoner.