StonedPony
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Party at each green............get a group going piss em all off there LOL
Golfer's are fucking squares..
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StonedPony
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Yes and love it. Me and my girlfriend hit it at the movies and nobody notices................goes through a battery fast but I just carry spares........2 batts will make a movie easy....6 to 8 will cover a full day of being fucked up.......
Michael Phelps
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Let's do it man!
Michael Phelps
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That's one of the most awesome things ever, you rip it at the movies? Fucking epic man! Would +rep you if i could, but i must spread around before giving to stonedpony again.
StonedPony
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Yea we sit at the back and nobody every pays attention no odor and no smoke.....so its cool..................only reason to sit at back is so ppl wont see me hitting on it....plus my girl loves giveing me head in movie theatre LOL.............
Michael Phelps
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Yeah man, that's fucking EPIC!
Hahahaha, stonedpony you always seem to get the better of me, fucking hilarious, god what id give to just get lit as fuck with you...
Louis541
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Never got into golf. It would be fun to hit the ball, but then spending an hour looking for it. Fuck that. I'll just get another ball.
Whoever was asking what the cops think of us....
http://forums.officer.com/forums/showthread.php?161411-Marijuana-use-raises-psychosis-risk-study
Whoever was asking what the cops think of us....
http://forums.officer.com/forums/showthread.php?161411-Marijuana-use-raises-psychosis-risk-study
Michael Phelps
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Yeah golf is one of those thing's that either you love it or you dont... Louis, trust me man, there isnt anything much more frustrating then hitting your ball in fair play and not being able to find it... Damn Gophers..
StonedPony
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we will get Bill murry to kill all the golfers so you wont lose your ball again.
Michael Phelps
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Let's do the same thing but with Gophers... Fuck im with Bill Murray, i couldnt understand the Scott either haha..
Michael Phelps
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Oh fuck yeah man, when i used to play alot of tournament's people would fucking loose it. I used to be friend's with this kid Neil, cool fucking kid, but he would straight loose it, ive seen that kid break atleast 3 clubs and throw one in a lake. Ive seen people cry at tournament's as well, it's like fuck, man up, it's just a fucking game.LOL Mike you ever see somebody break there club or have a mental breakdown cause they missed?
I played Putt Putt oncelol
BTW Dots, dont know if you saw my post, but it's illegal to get your dick sucked in 18 states bro, how ridiculous is that?
......
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lol that shit is hilarious.
I'll have to go back and read about the dick sucking lmfao
lol and on a side note I got some asshole on my street who plays golf.He comes out in the middle of the night all doped up to practice hitting it from his front steps lol.I live on a very busy street with all row houses and this guy sucks at golf.I cant count how many times he broke a window or nearly took someones head off.
Shwagbag
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Handicap allows you to compete against other golfers that are better than you. Just like bowling, if you shoot your handicap or better you're doing well.
For instance: The holes on a golf course are rated 1-18 in difficulty, 1 being most difficult. Lets say par on this golf course is 72. Two golfers are competing against each other for skins. One person is a scratch golfer, and one person is a 30 handicap. This means the scratch golfer averages 72 per 18 holes and the 30 handicap averages 102. The scratch golfer's score is his score. However the high handicapper gets -1 strokes on all 18 holes, and -2 strokes on the hardest 12 holes for his scorecard.
Lets say the person with a high handicap gets a 5 on a par 5 that is the hardest hole (1) on the course. The scratch golfer could get a 4 on the same hole. Even though the scratch golfer won the hole shooting 1 less stroke, the 30 handicap player gets -2 strokes resulting in a win for the hole.
I know this well because if it weren't for handicaps I would never win anything. LOL
For instance: The holes on a golf course are rated 1-18 in difficulty, 1 being most difficult. Lets say par on this golf course is 72. Two golfers are competing against each other for skins. One person is a scratch golfer, and one person is a 30 handicap. This means the scratch golfer averages 72 per 18 holes and the 30 handicap averages 102. The scratch golfer's score is his score. However the high handicapper gets -1 strokes on all 18 holes, and -2 strokes on the hardest 12 holes for his scorecard.
Lets say the person with a high handicap gets a 5 on a par 5 that is the hardest hole (1) on the course. The scratch golfer could get a 4 on the same hole. Even though the scratch golfer won the hole shooting 1 less stroke, the 30 handicap player gets -2 strokes resulting in a win for the hole.
I know this well because if it weren't for handicaps I would never win anything. LOL
bajafox
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I'm looking forward to the day I Have a bogey golf game...
I do understand the handicap thing a bit but over the 6 or 7 years that I've been golfing, I've never averaged out my score. Due to being unemployed for nearly 2 years I haven't been able to golf as much as I used to, hopefully that'll all change soon
Michael Phelps
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You will get their man, trust me, it's inevitable if you keep golfing... If you do average out your handicap i suggest just doing it yourself, it's like 20$ to register it with the USGA or whatever the fuck it is... Fucking rip off.
I hope you enjoy this summer Baja, fuck maybe if im out their this summer we can hit the links.