Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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When the person doesn't follow, "Draaier, baaier, armoedzaaie" 
You know someones a rookie smoker when . . .
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Louis541
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You can always count on peter to tell some crazy ass rambo story.......
full of purple
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when they give the tip of the blunt a shower,or drop it 3 times in a row
full of purple
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my boy use to fuck with the coke, i got him to stop kinda and smoke weed instead, the other day i rolled up a 1 gram blunt and a .4 joint and not 2 minutes went by he has me at the pizza place, next thing i know he come out with 2 boxs of pizza and a 2liter and is laughing at every thing he seeswhen they give the tip of the blunt a shower,or drop it 3 times in a row
i rember those days when i did the same shit thow
But thats why were here of course
Ive never pulled a knife on anyone before, i dont carry mine with me (We get majory busted if caught with knives) which is good i suppose! but ive gotten pissed off with some lads who i thought were alright, they came round whilst me and a mate were gettin high and we blazed with them for an hour or so. Then one of them keeps laughin directly at me so i asked him what he was laughing at. He said "wtf size are your plugs, like 1mm or summat" Even though they were clearly over 10mm. I got pissed off instantly and told him it wasnt my fault i cant afford any new ones. He laughs and tries to put me down saying that my parents are poor and im a sad little twat. I didnt see the need in any of this (my rents have a fair bit of dough an all! not that i see any of it lmao) So i stood up and asked him 'nicely' to get outside so i could shitkick him. He was all like awww no man i was only joking. I flipped my chair he was sitting on, his beer, and him went all over the floor. I stood on his leg and got right in his face telling him that if he didnt leave i was gonna take one of the swords off the wall and drive it straight through his face. He soon left
his mates stayed, they were alright though 
And i get told i have anger issues? LOL
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guitarabuser
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I like to apply peer pressure by telling the pups what is and is not cool. For example, "if you were cool you would take another hit and STFU". Or the classic "Cool people supply the dope".
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The Real Peter Parker
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Without getting a permit? It's just straight legal?WTF? That's some crazy shit. Around here I'm legally allowed to carry a 9 mm semi auto handgun to church.
Louis541
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Of course you have to have a permit. I could also walk to the gun store down the road with a couple hundred dollars, and walk back with an AR15 rifle. Then again I live in one of the most gun friendly places in the nation. Now if only they will pick up on the decrim bandwagon I'll be shittin' in high cotton.
You can tell someone's a rookie smoker when they take a rip from the bong and cough back into it, shooting water and weed everywhere.
The Real Peter Parker
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Yeah man, guns rule. And I'm no rambo... I just used to think I was some type of badass and acted accordingly. I like to think I'm more settled out.... I haven't punched anyone or anything for about 6 months now.
worm5376
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Is that because you're on parole? lol
The Real Peter Parker
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No, that doesn't make shit for me... My main thing is pissing clean... I'm just naturally matured out of fighting...
Here's a few...
When someone barely makes the bong bubble and struggles to fill the chamber for close to 2 minutes, then clears a small hit and dies. There was puke all over the bushes!
When chilling with someone and you pull out a 10g nugget of Sour Diesel, then they try to convince you that it's worth 65-80/g.
When someone talks a lot of shit about smoking "all day every day" then needs you to hold the bong and pull the slide because they don't know how. Only to be retarded high off that one hit forever.
Oh, and here's a rookie drinker moment.
This girl tried to get me to drink with her for years. We drank some wine and a little beer a few times and she proved to be a lightweight, but always had excuses for her lack of fortitude. So, one night, I finally gave in and gave her two shots of Soco. 10 minutes later she's laying on my floor going between giggling and half-passed out falling all over the place. She then proceeded to puke all over my bed instead of the trash can I had just gotten her. I went to the kitchen and come back to her passed out on the bathroom floor, so I tie her hair back, give her the trash can, and go to get her some water. She says she needs a few after trying to get her to talk for a bit and I give it to her. I come back to her passed out on the toilet, pants around her ankles like she was trying to pee and at this point just gave up. Closed the door and let her sleep it off.
When someone barely makes the bong bubble and struggles to fill the chamber for close to 2 minutes, then clears a small hit and dies. There was puke all over the bushes!
When chilling with someone and you pull out a 10g nugget of Sour Diesel, then they try to convince you that it's worth 65-80/g.
When someone talks a lot of shit about smoking "all day every day" then needs you to hold the bong and pull the slide because they don't know how. Only to be retarded high off that one hit forever.
Oh, and here's a rookie drinker moment.
This girl tried to get me to drink with her for years. We drank some wine and a little beer a few times and she proved to be a lightweight, but always had excuses for her lack of fortitude. So, one night, I finally gave in and gave her two shots of Soco. 10 minutes later she's laying on my floor going between giggling and half-passed out falling all over the place. She then proceeded to puke all over my bed instead of the trash can I had just gotten her. I went to the kitchen and come back to her passed out on the bathroom floor, so I tie her hair back, give her the trash can, and go to get her some water. She says she needs a few after trying to get her to talk for a bit and I give it to her. I come back to her passed out on the toilet, pants around her ankles like she was trying to pee and at this point just gave up. Closed the door and let her sleep it off.
worm5376
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Good thing. Once in awhile i like to throw a fist but, then again i would like to slap people with a big ass pickle dip in dog shit.. aggression is in your genetics and eventually someone will cross you that just deserves it.
The Real Peter Parker
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Oh yeah, I have definitely during high school been able to tap into a rage that really scares me ha ha but seriously, serious shit goes down when I get mad for real. I mean I'll get mad, pretty fucking pissed, but there's a definite black and white line between me having some control and then a total [completely sober, superlatively pissed] out of body experience... had to do that on the wrestling mat though.
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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When they are new to smoking marijuana.
The Real Peter Parker
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Or they expect to be smoked out like your money was spent to get them high...
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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That's just a mooch. Rookie and Veteran Smokers do that.