if you had to torture someone. HOW?

[jordisgarden]

smothered by tea-bag

 

[Dr.Dope]

garden hose up the bum, feed barbed wire in till it stops,remove hose. pull just a lil at a time. pop,pop,pop,pop,pop i think ya get the point.

 

[nuera59]

sledgehammer to feet, legs, hands, arms in that order, then stretch on a medievilrack.

fed barbwire lmfao.

 

[KaleoXxX]

id give em the bloody eagle.......make two incisions in the back of their rib cage and pull their lungs thru so it looks kike they have wings..........or grow bamboo thru them.....wait what why are we talkin bout this???? lol

hanabal lecter style!

put a giant rat on somebodies stomach, put a steel bucket on top of the rat and heat. rat digs through person

works better when the box is wood. its a french torture method, had something to do with the circus, corect me if im wrong...

First I start with the ball ping hammer go threw and break each joint in the feet then the ankle and a good wack to the knees after that set some dry ice up on the breaks this does not help with the pain mind you its to cold and causes more pain and skin burns were ever it touches while they are dealing with that slowly insert 10 penny nails under their finger nails then heat the ends of the nails with a torch not to hot but hot nuff wo cause some real pain and proceed to break each nuckle in ther hands with the hammer when they think im done is when the real fun starts I will proceed to skin them in one inch intervals feeding it to there pets while they watch till I feel they have paid they Ill take the torch and burn every were the flesh was taken ..................till next time enjoy..and this is only if i didnt decide to perform some form of experimental surgery

I had this discussion once in Religious Education at school once to piss the teacher off......me and a few mates came up with the idea for pedophiles and rapists too:

cut there finger tips off with a blunt saw bit by bit until it got to there knuckles and dip them in Vinegar and then cheese grate there knob and give it the vinegar treatment too, then sit all there close family in front of them and pour petrol all over them and tease the peado by lighting up a big fat one then stick there feet into a blender cut there eye lids off so they had to watch it all, then whack the shit out of them with a bull whip then nail em to a cross then start amputating other limbs with the rust saw then cut there dick and balls off and force them to eat it then set fire to them to watch them burn alive and scream like the dirty fuckers they are.

You could say im sick but I think they should leave me in charge of world justice, suffice to say my teacher wasn't too impressed!

this japanese preist told me this one. Cut their face long ways. Piss on it. Then trample on it with straw sandles. That is the best way to remove the skin of a deushe. (sp?)

sledgehammer to feet, legs, hands, arms in that order, then stretch on a medievilrack.

fed barbwire lmfao.

my best torture; a slice with a sharp blade over every major artery. then a drop of hydrochloric acid would be injected to each wound: eroding evrey bit of flesh remaining on the body. imagine the utter agony...?

 

[four20mike]

pulling finger nails and soakin in vinager and makin' em' drink bleach!

 

[nuera59]

I have something for hammers. this I'm sure any hammer on any part of a body must be excrutiating.
cutting arterys should be a fast death, slow is the key to a sucesful torture, I would think MOOHAAHAAHAA

 

[chitownsmoking]

hang that chump from a meat hook, and take a hot ass clothing iron to his inter thigh, stomache, anywere fleshy with lots of nerves, then start pulling off teeth and nails one by one with pliers, then skin that fucker alive, so he can see you cutt off his dick and stick it up his own ass with no lube and die just like that.....

 

[GrowTech]

if i had to torture someone it would be some black torture for sure...

 

[nuera59]

holy shit chitown, LOL. that is one hell of a method!
sorry fellow could one explain black torture?

 

[Grapeman420]

hmmmm cut off theres thumbs and try an pass em a bong

 

[GrowTech]

holy shit chitown, LOL. that is one hell of a method!
sorry fellow could one explain black torture?

white torture is psychological... black torture is physical...

its the difference between having your finger nails off, and a mock execution.

 

[Puffster]

just knowing im lurking somewhere an you owe me money was usually torture enuff.llllllol

 

[GrowTech]

just knowing im lurking somewhere an you owe me money was usually torture enuff.llllllol

Stewie Griffin.

 

[Bob Smith]

I'd give them the best genetics known to man and make them grow it with CFLs and Miracle Gro.

 

[Puffster]

Stewie Griffin.

who dat????

 

[alienastroalias]

wrap them skintight in leather, then lower them into a pool. the leather will shrink and crush their bones.

 

[Grapeman420]

I'd give them the best genetics known to man and make them grow it with CFLs and Miracle Gro.

hahahah this one i like. very relevant lol

 

[SocataSmoker]

I'd probably just cut your face off... on a nice day.

Honestly, don't let me around pedophiles or animal abusers... ^ that's how they'd end up if I could enforce my law.

Ah... yes... my recommended movie of the week:

Great French film, it's in English too though!

 

[Woomeister]

Take said person into the woods at night time with a bag over their head. All the way there tell them you will burn them to death. Upon arrival tie them to a chair you took with you and give them a large amount of acid. leave them for 2 hours and return with a jerry can. Remove the hood and shake the jerry can repeatedly while immitating the 'whoosh' of someone going up in flames. Do this for long enough for the person to start losing it then pour empty the contents of the can over the person and start playing with matches. Flick them randomly around the area. Chant, 'burn, burn, burn', then finally flick matches towards the person. By now they will have lost it totally, mentally screwed for life, bowels emptied etc. You dont need to finish the job, after all it was only water you poured over them...

 

[SocataSmoker]

after all it was only water you poured over them...

Haha, love it!