How to make an easier sandwhich

[jfgordon1]

I'm fucking starving now...

 

[LUDACRIS]

If by cant eat you mean huge....Then i agree. The ones that fill you up lol.



But then again i also love the ones where its just two slices of meat,Ham possably, Nice peice of smoked chedder and a thin layer of mayo and mustard.

no i mean me in a human sandwich and i fill them up

 

[LUDACRIS]

I'm fucking starving now...

so am i but cant be fucked making anything.
think i will wake the wife

 

[VansStoner1748]

Dude I totally agree with everything you said. LMAO

lol great minds think alike. I love tasting every ingredient and you cant do that with 30 peaces of meat lol.


Also the key ingredient IMO in a good sandwitch is bread. You cant have an outstanding sandwitch with out some good bread.

 

[LUDACRIS]

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Nothing in my fucking house to make a sandwich with. FUCK. Might have to go to Subway or something.

 

[LUDACRIS]

Nothing in my fucking house to make a sandwich with. FUCK. Might have to go to Subway or something.

i think i am full now.

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Ah! Spam sucks. I know. I'm the only one that thinks that.

 

[LUDACRIS]

Ah! Spam sucks. I know. I'm the only one that thinks that.

i woke the wife and she is grilling me a nice pork chop right now.

yum yum.

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

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You got her out workin for you! Reminded me of this video.

 

[Pumert]

Easier huh. I want a 3 step process!

Step 1: Pre-Slice Tomatoes

Step 2: ??????

Step 3: Profit

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Eh, here's a basic four step process which isn't really good but...

1. Lay the two slices of bread side by side.
2. Add choice of content to the slices of bread.
3. Add any condiments desired to the contents.
4. Put sandwich together so that the content is all in the middle and the empty side of the bread is facing the outside.

 

[Pumert]

Eh, here's a basic four step process which isn't really good but...

1. Lay the two slices of bread side by side.
2. Add choice of content to the slices of bread.
3. Add any condiments desired to the contents.
4. Put sandwich together so that the content is all in the middle and the empty side of the bread is facing the outside.

But my process is derived of the south park small business model of season two and therefore funny

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Well whad'ya know, it is. I didn't recognize it with out the 'phases'.

 

[Pumert]

well u asked for a step by step process not the phases

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Yes, I did, but it was hard to recognize the joke without the correct wording.

 

[LUDACRIS]

Yes, I did, but it was hard to recognize the joke without the correct wording.

lets make some sandwiches as i got the munchies.

LUDA.

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Take your pick eh?

 

[LUDACRIS]

shit i really got the munchies now.

LUDA.

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Twas my intention.

Want an Elvis???