JohnnyO's Coffeeshop

[Peasy]

I'm new to town but i'm also a professional barista... got a job for me? lol

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Wikid wants some cheesecake too!

mmmm, seriously, I think I need to make one soon.

 

[Boneman]

I'll take the special (eggplant parm)...go ahead and bring CJ out a plate too. He just hit the shower. Can I get a side of hash with that? Ooh yeah, we'll need two glasses of water.
Crystal is looking very sexy today

 

[CrackerJax]

JO is sleeping it off.... I knew he wouldn't be here when after I took my shower out back with his garden hose.... my crack pipe was missing.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

I'm here dammit!

Crack kills!

 

[CrackerJax]

Hahahah!!

A Croissant and my crack pipe plz!!

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

When do we get a fetching lad behind the counter?

 

[Johnnyorganic]

When do we get a fetching lad behind the counter?

If you mean 'dashing stranger with rugged good looks,' you're looking at him.

 

[CrackerJax]

I'm the rugged stranger with dashing good looks.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

If you mean 'dashing stranger with rugged good looks,' you're looking at him.

I'm the rugged stranger with dashing good looks.

LOL, so we have not one but TWO. You spoil me

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

What are today's specials?

 

[Johnnyorganic]

What are today's specials?

The Blue Plate Special is three crepes wrapped around sauteed veggies (broccoli, mushrooms, onion) topped with white sauce. Comes with salad and sourdough rolls.

 

[bigtomatofarmer]

The Blue Plate Special is three crepes wrapped around sauteed veggies (broccoli, mushrooms, onion) topped with white sauce. Comes with salad and sourdough rolls.

I'll have one blue plate special please/

And, what time do you open in the mornings? I like a big bowl of oatmeal followed by a big bowl of Bubba Kush

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

The Blue Plate Special is three crepes wrapped around sauteed veggies (broccoli, mushrooms, onion) topped with white sauce. Comes with salad and sourdough rolls.

Broccoli AND mushrooms? Pass.

*Wikid munches on some french fries*

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Good morning everybody!

Who want's coffee?

 

[cph]

No coffee please. I'll take a BIG cup of hot chocolate, and how about some oatmeal for breakfast?

What's your newest flavor of ganja?

 

[Johnnyorganic]

<The regular crowd shuffles in>

No coffee please. I'll take a BIG cup of hot chocolate, and how about some oatmeal for breakfast?

<Crystal serves up a mug of hot cocoa and a large bowl of oatmeal>

What's your newest flavor of ganja?

That would be a little strain called BlackJack.
<JohnnyO slides bag across the counter to CPH>
I'd go easy on that if I were you.

 

[Pnuggle]

What's on the menu today, any "specials" JohnnyO?

*slips JohnnyO a couple 20s*

You know what I want

haha, just kidding. I'll take another stick of that Aurora Indica! My couch is lonely

 

[Johnnyorganic]

<JohnnyO hands bag of Aurora Indica to Pnuggle>

There you go couch-boy.

It would be a travesty to allow the butt-crease in your cushion to smooth out.

 

[cph]

<Crystal serves up a mug of hot cocoa and a large bowl of oatmeal>

Thanks Crystal

That would be a little strain called BlackJack.
<JohnnyO slides bag across the counter to CPH>
I'd go easy on that if I were you.

Mmmmm tasty!
*cph waves JohnnyO over to share as he melts in the furniture*