JohnnyO's Coffeeshop
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Johnnyorganic
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<Crystal shoots a sultry gaze in Bone's direction and points to the chalkboard>Boneman strolls in and loves the atmosphereI'm not hungry yet, but I dont think it will be long.
Whats the special today Crystal? and you are looking fine this morning I might add. Can I pull up next to my pal Chiceh?
"The Laughing Buddah is selling well, but I definitely recommend the Amnesia Lemon."
"Organic is holding court over there with his hookah. <Crystal points to the round booth> He wanted you to stop by when you get the chance."
Chiceh
Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Heya Bonerman, good to see ya 
. Pull up a seat and fire it uP. 
. Pull up a seat and fire it uP. Boneman strolls in and loves the atmosphere
Whats the special today Crystal? and you are looking fine this morning I might add. Can I pull up next to my pal Chiceh?
CrackerJax
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I can be a virtual vegetarian!! 
Tofu dog plz....
Tofu dog plz....
Boneman
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CJ...now that doesnt even sound goodI can be a virtual vegetarian!!
Tofu dog plz....
CrackerJax
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Notice how veggie companies try to make it look like meat? What's that all about? make it look like a broccoli...
Johnnyorganic
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Why do meat companies not make frankfurters resemble their components?Notice how veggie companies try to make it look like meat? What's that all about? make it look like a broccoli...
Lips, dicks, and assholes.
Sorry... I strayed off topic for a moment.
You want that dog Chicago style, New York style, or Baseball Stadium style?
Johnnyorganic
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Coming right up. The finest herb, eh?
Well, Sir, right now that would be the Jack Herer.
An absolutely mind-blowing offering from my best and most consistent local grower.
Johnnyorganic
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Can I interest anyone in a tall glass of Iced Cannabis Tea?
Sweet is the only option because the turbado sugar is brewed with the herb as a means to infuse and bind to the THC.
Sweet is the only option because the turbado sugar is brewed with the herb as a means to infuse and bind to the THC.
Dr. Greenhorn
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I'll take a bowl of Jack herrer, also heard you got the best banana pancakes this side of town, I'll take a stack, please
got a big day today, going "nature walking"...
got a big day today, going "nature walking"...
Johnnyorganic
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Here's a double-stack.I'll take a bowl of Jack herrer, also heard you got the best banana pancakes this side of town, I'll take a stack, please
ElMonte74
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alright what would you recommend for the best way to smoke it
i'll try some
Johnnyorganic
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<Crystal serves of the tea with a bewitching smile and a slice of lime on the rim of the glass>alright what would you recommend for the best way to smoke it
i'll try some
That depends on your budget. We have a wide selection of papers, blunt wraps, pipes, and other smoking accessories. <Points to display case>
Johnnyorganic
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I would like to pause in the middle of this fantasy and focus on the reality for a moment.
I would like to thank each and every one of you who stopped in.
Imagine a world where you could go to the corner coffeeshop and do exactly what we described here. Where ordering a bag of awesome smoke is as normal as ordering a drink at a restaurant. The opportunity to hang out with your friends in the great wide open without fear.
A world where growers and breeders can be entrepreneurs selling to coffee shops such as the one described here.
If it can be conceived it can be achieved. That's the good news.
The bad news is that at present it is merely a fantasy in my country.
Thank you for your time. Now return with me now to the future!
I would like to thank each and every one of you who stopped in.
Imagine a world where you could go to the corner coffeeshop and do exactly what we described here. Where ordering a bag of awesome smoke is as normal as ordering a drink at a restaurant. The opportunity to hang out with your friends in the great wide open without fear.
A world where growers and breeders can be entrepreneurs selling to coffee shops such as the one described here.
If it can be conceived it can be achieved. That's the good news.
The bad news is that at present it is merely a fantasy in my country.
Thank you for your time. Now return with me now to the future!
Dr. Greenhorn
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I'll take a veggie burger, with extra veggies, and a phat bowl of Jack herrer,, what the hell, I'll treat EVERYONE to a bowl of Jack Herrer
what a wonderful world it would be indeed
what a wonderful world it would be indeed
Johnnyorganic
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<Crystal rings the tip bell and returns shortly with a double boca burger with cheese, a side of cole slaw and JohnnyO's potato chips fresh out of the deep fryer.>I'll take a veggie burger, with extra veggies, and a phat bowl of Jack herrer,, what the hell, I'll treat EVERYONE to a bowl of Jack Herrer
what a wonderful world it would be indeed
<Fellow patrons slap the Doc on the back, shake his hand, and thank him profusely>
That does it for the Jack Herer. It's 86'd until the next delivery.
Congratulations, Doc. You are currently JohnnyO's customer of the day. Here's a slice of cheesecake on the house.
Dr. Greenhorn
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Thx Johnny, what I wanna know is how I get that autographed picture of "charlie hustle" off your wall and into my house....
what I wanna know is how I get that autographed picture of "charlie hustle" off your wall and into my house....
Johnnyorganic
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As he's still alive and comes in whenever he's in town, I should be able to wrangle a personalized copy for you.Thx Johnny,
The signed 1972 Topps Billy Martin 'shooting the bird' card is off limits.
The Ty Cobb tobacco cards are most definitely out of the question.
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