JohnnyO's Coffeeshop

I think I could be a movie star.... if I could get out of this place.

Black jack plz with coffee.... black.

Excuse me Johnny....where might I find the vaporizer, my lungs hurt from the second hand smoke cloud I inhaled on the way in here. Volcano or Silver Surfer please if u gottem.

Also, what would the fee be to have crystal pack and operate the vape for me while I lay back? I know its greedy and narcissistic but she looks like she knows how to make a guy feel appreciated...lol!

Any Super Lemon Haze in stock? That with a slice of the blueberry cheesecake would be divine. Any chance Crystal could feed me the cheesecake? Just asking.

CrackerJax said:

I think I could be a movie star.... if I could get out of this place.

Black jack plz with coffee.... black.

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There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his coffee and BlackJack.

Johnny, can you sing me a melody? I'm not really sure how it goes.....


The BJ...... errr... the BLACK JACK was great!!!

CrackerJax said:

The BJ...... errr... the BLACK JACK was great!!!

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*Wikid walks in on the wrong part of THAT conversation*



Can I get a hot chocolate?

And I was just wondering...what are the sizes in JohnnyO's Coffeeshop? Small, medium, and large or tall, grande, venti? First time I went into a Starbucks they pissed me off with that shit.

*Wikid walks in on the wrong part of THAT conversation*

what are the sizes in JohnnyO's Coffeeshop? Small, medium, and large or tall, grande, venti?

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Speaking of freudian slips....

lol, that wasn't any slip, that was a deliberate question

Eggamuffin

So I take it thats a no on getting fed by Crystal?

She only works when JohnnyO's around to make her work

I knew a girl named Zirconia once. Her parents wanted to name her Diamond, ... but they didn't have a lot of money.

I knew a girl who named her twins Hennessy and Alize

I didn't know you were a comedian!!

I worked with a guy named Rocky Rhodes. His dad wanted too but his mom wouldn't let him name the brother and sister, Dusty and Sandy!

Damn it! Every time that troll comes around, the only active threads become his trolling threads! And I'm trying to behave myself and NOT feed the troll....

*Wikid hides out in the coffee shop*

It's all good folks. Just a minor kerfuffle. Sit back and enjoy yourselves.

Any sumbitches come in here will have the Posse to deal with. And I have my trusty bat behind the counter.

<Organic pulls a blunt out of his pocket as big around as a "C" cell battery, lights it with with a Zippo lighter, takes a mighty pull, and passes it around.> From my Private Reserve.

Crystal! Music please. <The Beach Boys sing Help Me Rhonda>

What up Johny! I'll take a puff of that.

<Takes a mighty puff and feels lungs as full as possible then passes it around>

I'll hit that!! What do you call this wonder of nature that you have shared with us?

*fills lungs to maximum capacity and passes it off*

A little of the local from my most secretive and eccentric grower. I only get it once a year and he won't tell me what it is beyond "A little side project I'm working on." At this stage, I can't get enough to put on the menu and it is very expensive.

<Organic glances around at the little reefer men cavorting around his coffeeshop, darting from couch to table to counter>

Did'ya see that? They look like barefooted, green, smurfs!

cph said:

I'll hit that!! What do you call this wonder of nature that you have shared with us?

*fills lungs to maximum capacity and passes it off*

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*Wikid follows cph back in*

You're right, it's safer in here.