JohnnyO's Coffeeshop

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bigbrew

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OK now I get it and am feeling dumb but at least Im not a troll...lol.

And my apologies to Crystal I thought I had died and gone to heaven therefore the request. And could I please get a couple g's of some medicine man or white rhino? One of those little leprechaun thingies bit me while I was in the WC and I need some pain relief.... unless you have a strain even better for pain?
 
bigtomatofarmer

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Johnnyorganic said:
You are not the troll.

However, I would watch the innuendos around Crystal. And I am not talking about Italian suppositories. I've seen her slap the ugly off dudes who have crossed the line.

This coffeeshop is troll-free so far.

But this shop is on a busy street so it's inevitable for them to pass by our door from time to time. And sometimes customers, guests, come in with troll-gore on them.
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Ive been checking I.D.'s at the door. This is a 420 friendly establishment, no trolls allowed.

It is getting kinda cold out here.... May I get a cup of joe please??
:peace:bongsmilie
 
smoker toker

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*Smoker Toker stumbles in the door, taking in a deep breath and catching the waft of sweet herbal smoker under his nose*

*He looks around at the guest puffing on their pipes and sucking down coffee, looking for a table*

*At last he takes a seat and pulls out his own beautiful shaped, straight blue and red pipe*

"If I could get a cup of coffee, extra sugar that'd be awesome, and fill this bowl with something extra strong to cook me by the time I'm done and I'll leave an extra tip"

OOC: Just found this post tonight but i'll interact more tomorrow when I wake up :-P
:leaf: Smoker Toker :leaf:
 
Boneman

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Hey Stoney....I see you :) You too Cracker...man! I'm so glad you showered....I think we all are. That was a looong wait we had but DAYUMN!! it was worth it now huh? I dont know about all those lil munchkin people though.
 
k-town

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I never remember to leave neither. I just chill at the coffee shop 24/7. What's wrong with the little people bones?
 
Boneman

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k-town said:
I never remember to leave neither. I just chill at the coffee shop 24/7. What's wrong with the little people bones?
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They are fine until they start pulling at my ankles. I've been blowing some smoke at them, which seems to get them off my pant leg, but they get stoned quick and dont stop laughing. Be careful because they get a bit hostile when their buzz wears down. I'm thinking twice about blowing smoke at them.
 
k-town

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We'll just hide in the morning when he shows up and sneak out the back door and return through the front door like nothing happened.
 
moonin

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This reminds me of the scene from the movie "life" with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. When they are all in there bunk beds in jail talking about there "nightclub". It's funny(not really) they were talking about their "nightclub" during the prohibition of alcohol.

I would like a cup of tea with some banana bread, also i would like to rent one of your volcano vaps. please. I have to add my complements to your light-up floors it reminds me of the ones in Michael Jackson's "billy jean" music video.
 
Johnnyorganic

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<Organic enters the coffeeshop and is greeted by a cacophany of Three Stooges-snoring.>
What in the hell?
<Looks around>
I'm having a talk with Crystal.
moonin said:
This reminds me of the scene from the movie "life" with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. When they are all in there bunk beds in jail talking about there "nightclub". It's funny(not really) they were talking about their "nightclub" during the prohibition of alcohol.

I would like a cup of tea with some banana bread, also i would like to rent one of your volcano vaps. please. I have to add my complements to your light-up floors it reminds me of the ones in Michael Jackson's "billy jean" music video.
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You'll love the banana bread. I add dates and top the entire loaf with a lemon glaze.

The chair is not my son.
 
CrackerJax

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I think I'll be Curly..... nyuk nyuk nyuk. He was a professional dancer.... of course. :lol:

Coffee .... black. What's the herb of the day? I noticed that is kept in the safe :sad:
 
Johnnyorganic

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CrackerJax said:
I think I'll be Curly..... nyuk nyuk nyuk. He was a professional dancer.... of course. :lol:

Coffee .... black. What's the herb of the day? I noticed that is kept in the safe :sad:
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<Steaming hot coffee is placed in front of CJ>

Today's special is Cat Piss. Received a shipment just yesterday.
 
cph

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Mmm Cat Piss.. Sounds delicious!! I'd like a big fatty of that to go with my hot chocolate.

*C sits next to cracker and lights it up. Then starts blowing the smoke in wikid and k's faces to wake them up*
 
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