I Once.

nowstopwhining

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
I once gave a kid a little kid that wanted to get high a bowl packed with ONLY seeds. All you heard after that was "IM CHOKING ON A SEED" followed by a few minutes of coughing and laughter. He told his mom we forced him to smoke. :mrgreen:
 
Sabud

Sabud

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back in the day i once walked to high school completly naked not even a backpack, and spent the whole day naked doing what i normally did. Running in gym sucked the worse. Surpringly all my teachers were hot and they didnt mind some asked me to do it tomorrow but i didnt, i dind teven get in trouble for indecent exposure. andthats how i met my gf who i still love to this and she loves me :D what ull do for love
 
pandabear

pandabear

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I once tried to have sex with a gurl at the same time my buddy was. He was getting the head and I tryed to hit it from behind but it was so gross cuz my buddies legs were sticken out while she was bent over on him giving a blowjob, every time i tryed to stick my drunk weenie in her doggy style i would inadvertanlty brush up against my buddies hairy leg!! it was too nasty, we decided we would just have to take turns with her:mrgreen:


Im married now:cry: aint had no new pussy in 3 years :cry:
 
pandabear

pandabear

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Sabud said:
back in the day i once walked to high school completly naked not even a backpack, and spent the whole day naked doing what i normally did. Running in gym sucked the worse. Surpringly all my teachers were hot and they didnt mind some asked me to do it tomorrow but i didnt, i dind teven get in trouble for indecent exposure. andthats how i met my gf who i still love to this and she loves me :D what ull do for love
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damn Sabud some of the things you say on here I hope are not true:mrgreen:
 
UnEmploymentDude

UnEmploymentDude

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Sabud said:
back in the day i once walked to high school completly naked not even a backpack, and spent the whole day naked doing what i normally did. Running in gym sucked the worse. Surpringly all my teachers were hot and they didnt mind some asked me to do it tomorrow but i didnt, i dind teven get in trouble for indecent exposure. andthats how i met my gf who i still love to this and she loves me :D what ull do for love
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What.... The.... Fuck...

How many drugs were you tripping on that day?
 
Shook

Shook

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Sabud said:
back in the day i once walked to high school completly naked not even a backpack, and spent the whole day naked doing what i normally did. Running in gym sucked the worse. Surpringly all my teachers were hot and they didnt mind some asked me to do it tomorrow but i didnt, i dind teven get in trouble for indecent exposure. andthats how i met my gf who i still love to this and she loves me :D what ull do for love
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Oh you did not.


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I once drove a moped and slept with a fat girl, ok two fat girls at once
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Im pretty sure those were bean bag chairs...
 
Gygax1974

Gygax1974

Just some idiot
I once went to school with all my clothes on and my back pack. I ran in gym with my shorts on. All my teachers were not hot and they asked me to always wear my clothes.

There is no way in hell you went to school naked, even if you did ride the short bus
 
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fdd2blk

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Gygax1974 said:
I once went to school with all my clothes on and my back pack. I ran in gym with my shorts on. All my teachers were not hot and they asked me to always wear my clothes.

There is no way in hell you went to school naked, even if you did ride the short bus
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maybe it was catholic school. you know how those priest are. lol :hump::hump::hump:
 
Sabud

Sabud

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lol "dont preach to me fatso *Blazed as fuck *, ill preach to whoever i want"

lol god i love towelie i think im gonna make a custom wallapaper and clips iwth toweleeie

Who here will sign a petition ill make ( a legal 1 ) to give to the editors of south park to make towele a permanet character cause YOUR A TOWEL
 
Sabud

Sabud

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"And thats when the minister took me into the dark coradoors of the southwest building and thats where he touched me inappropiratly"


Touched by an Angel
"billy using this doll can u show us where the angel touched you"

"Right there *points at crotch* "

"oh come on' ---< angel tallking
 
Gygax1974

Gygax1974

Just some idiot
Good point, I'm still not buying it though....

I went to an AA meeting once, it didn't work it just made me want to drink... so I only went once. I swear those meetings exist just so people can go out and get wasted afterwards, plus everone was nice but it really creeped me out. I figured I would just try it myself with lots of help from my friends...
 
Sabud

Sabud

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did he give you a great sensation using all his million little fibers... orgasmically touching you and keeping you dry
 
Sabud

Sabud

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as a famous comedian and his little redneck doll would say "AA is for quiters!!" or "Do you have a drinking problem.....no ive pretty much got it figured out"
 
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