I Once.

BloodShotI'z

BloodShotI'z

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Yes..Sherm IS enbalming fluid...or formaldahyde. Used to preseve bodies and treat lumber to prevent rot.

A cigarette or spliff can be dipped and smoked.

Other names...

Illy
Love Boat
Leak
Butt Naked
Dip
Sherm
Water
Fry

among a few others.

As a teen I smoked it a couple times...but after watching long time users...stopped. That shit will fuck you up if used regularly. The high was nothing like anything Ive ever done before. I dont mean that in a good way.
 
Erniedytn

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
BloodShotI'z said:
As a teen I smoked it a couple times...but after watching long time users...stopped. That shit will fuck you up if used regularly. The high was nothing like anything Ive ever done before. I dont mean that in a good way.
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So what's it like? Is it really weird like Salvia or some shit?
 
Garden Knowm

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
Sabud said:
i once took a shit in a pair of satin panties a girl gave me at this party and tossed it into the mosh pit crowd of people

i once jerked a load in the punch bowl

i once gave a homeless guy 20 dollars and a small bit of crack, he gave me the 20 bucks back and said THANK YOU

i once stuck a tube of lipstick up my ass

i once wiped my diarhea ass with my friend hair while he was asleep

i once took a plunger up my friends ass and push in and out hard with it to be expelled with shit cause he was constipated

i once took an ounce of bud ( it was the worst shit on earth but colored purple, it made me vomit it sucked so bad ) but it in a glass bottle that was clear and went int he streets of like 1000 people and said here u all go and threw it hard on the street and ran and i saw 1000 people jump on it (including the broken glass shards)
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my little sister needs a boyfriend... are you single...??




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Sabud

Sabud

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lol sorry im takin, and she loves every bit of me and my past,present and future. however im never to full up on my contact list to have a feces monkey :D lol
 
Wavels

Wavels

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Hahahaha this is a strange thread....I read the whole thing, and now I feel like I have to take a shower....lol

I once used Coleman fuel(white gas) as a substitute for charcoal lighter fluid.
BOOM!
OUCH!
Big mistake....:joint:
 
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fdd2blk

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I once ran down a woodpecker in the middle of the road. he tumbled under the car rolled to the side of the road and then sat up. i felt bad. i backed up picked it up and wrapped it in a towel i had and took it to the bird rescue center. they examined it and said it was fine. they wanted to know exactly where i ran it down so they could release it back into the wild.
 
pandabear

pandabear

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I once had sex with a fat gurl and did it with her 7 times. cuz it had been a while and I figured better get em in while the gettins good. needless to say I felt so ashamed I had to get outa there asap, i was so glad to be outa there and got in my car and wouldnt you fuckin know it my fucking car would not start. So i had to go back up there, cow fucker that i was, and have her come out and give me a jump start.....

Anyway it was very ackward to say the least:blsmoke:.
 
Plato Is Boring

Plato Is Boring

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Well I know this is the "I once..." thread, but the funniest thing I know of doesn't involve me, so I'll just tell it instead. When I was in the eighth or ninth grade my next door neighbor was a pretty hot chick in the same grade as me. Anyways, she started going out this guy and they were fooling around, and apparently he'd never seen a twat (they were both virgins by the way), or felt one. So, he sticks his hand in her pants to round thirdbase for the first time, but misteps and heads toward the dugout; he finger-fucked my neighbor in the ass for like ten minutes thinking all along it's her vag. Somewhere around the eight minute mark she began crying because she had never had anything inserted there, but the crying didn't faze him; he kept at it. So she finally told him what he was doing and he was completely mortified and ran home. That kid was ridiculed for months at school.
 
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fdd2blk

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Plato Is Boring said:
Well I know this is the "I once..." thread, but the funniest thing I know of doesn't involve me, so I'll just tell it instead. When I was in the eighth or ninth grade my next door neighbor was a pretty hot chick in the same grade as me. Anyways, she started going out this guy and they were fooling around, and apparently he'd never seen a twat (they were both virgins by the way), or felt one. So, he sticks his hand in her pants to round thirdbase for the first time, but misteps and heads toward the dugout; he finger-fucked my neighbor in the ass for like ten minutes thinking all along it's her vag. Somewhere around the eight minute mark she began crying because she had never had anything inserted there, but the crying didn't faze him; he kept at it. So she finally told him what he was doing and he was completely mortified and ran home. That kid was ridiculed for months at school.
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smell my finger. :mrgreen:
 
pandabear

pandabear

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Plato Is Boring said:
Well I know this is the "I once..." thread, but the funniest thing I know of doesn't involve me, so I'll just tell it instead. When I was in the eighth or ninth grade my next door neighbor was a pretty hot chick in the same grade as me. Anyways, she started going out this guy and they were fooling around, and apparently he'd never seen a twat (they were both virgins by the way), or felt one. So, he sticks his hand in her pants to round thirdbase for the first time, but misteps and heads toward the dugout; he finger-fucked my neighbor in the ass for like ten minutes thinking all along it's her vag. Somewhere around the eight minute mark she began crying because she had never had anything inserted there, but the crying didn't faze him; he kept at it. So she finally told him what he was doing and he was completely mortified and ran home. That kid was ridiculed for months at school.
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good lord man! now thats messed up! why didnt she say anything lol
 
pandabear

pandabear

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by the way i didnt do her 7 times in one day, i maybe did her 4 times that night and like maybe 3 times in the morning before i left, just wanna set the record straight ,:mrgreen:
 
pandabear

pandabear

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ok this games called I once so here we go, this may get graphic:

I once had sex with a gurl when she was on her period while I was extreamly drunk. Well long story short there was blood everyware it was like a horror flick. i was so drunk and with seeing the blood it was hard to catch a nut, so I proceeded to slang it in her butt and start paddle'in away you know, you figure her ass is tighter therefore easyer to nut, and man oh man if you wanna see a scary site that was it, man her ass had all blood on it in it all over my wang blood on my stomach it was so nasty. anyway thats gotta be the grossest drunken sex I have ever had.

needlss to say I was at the docs getting an aids test:spew:
 
Shook

Shook

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I once heard one of Shannon Doherty's eyes is off centre because it's trying to escape!

I once watched a baby blue movie with no kleenex's
 
JohnnyPotSeed1969

JohnnyPotSeed1969

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i once rented a jet ski and went so far out into the gulf of mexico i couldn't see land anymore. i just sat there in absolute peace.
 
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